Jed's Super-Dooper Baileys Pub for Newbies, Dragons, Saints & Sinners

Cinnamon rolls... *mouth waters* You wouldn't happen to have a ladder so I can climb up to that stool?
*notice scale on floor. Picks it up and sniffs*
Smells like dragon

Most definitely---the ladder is in that closet *points*

*runs for cover*

Not to worry about the dragon! We get our fire from her! Comes in handy during those cold winter months!

staggers in ..

Where am I?

staggers out

Poor ol' guy!!

Damn shame! He left without his walking stick 2 x 4.

*hammers 2 x 4 across door*

Gotta be more careful.

*installs peep-hole*

*sends out reppies with new sekrit password for entrance to pub*

*scratches head*
*walks to closet, stretches to reach handle*
*loud explosion shoots scales everywhere*
*flat on back, gulps*
Oops:-/ Does this affect my chances of getting a cinnamon roll?

*whew---just missed*

Nah, help yerself! Little scaley, good for the digestive track.

*sweeps scales back into closet*

*awaits next newbie*

*hands lil' mam cinnamon roll*

May have to install a mini bar---just for you!!

Think I have something even better than the 2X4 here

all ready to add the two parts maple syrup and 4 parts Chevas for a 2X4 Mouse Trap

Thanks Honeybug. What I lack in height, I make up in appetite.
*polishes off cinnamon roll and greedily eyes another, before warily glancing at Porter*
Hello strange boat person. What are you concocting there?
*leans over to get better look*

Porter, here in the Pub---we welcome victims newbies!!

It is our job here to set them up assist them to the best of our abilities.

Ready them for the hungry wonderful peeps they will encounter while staying at AW.

Please, wait to place your trap until after I have fattened them up gone over the rules with them!

Then you can have your way welcome them in your own way!

Don't worry mam---I'm here to set you up protect ya before you venture out into this crazy AW World!!


*smacks Porter with his own 2x4*

There is a more wonderful peep than Porter ?


Guess I'll stagger back to the Comedy Caberet or the Old Farts Bar and Grill if I can find one of them ...

*bites into another cinnamon roll*
I'm starting to feel like I'm the dangling butt of a joke.
*shrugs and reaches for another roll*
Good for me, I've stumbled across a new purpose *takes roll and ambles to door*
Thanks for the tasty bittles.

Oh, no, mam! I don't think he'll be returning!

Come back anytime! When the whole gang is here, we usually find a way to have a little party! Hope to see ya again!

Hi ya. Rolling around in scales is always a good way to start the day. Well, that and Baileys in the coffee.

Who let Porter out of the asylum?

Good day Honeybug. mm...cinnamon rolls!!

Hiya night!!

Ya know he wanders AW just tryin to find a place that'll just accept him as he is! Of course, I welcomed him... tryin to give him a safe refuge. But alas, the old geezer took his 2x4 and wandered off again. I was gonna put out an AW alert, but I'm sure the peeps he runs into will direct him home---where ever that may be at the time.

Poor mam-- had to witness the whole scene. Tragic!

*slides nighty coffee with baileys*

Well at least m.a.m didn't have to witness the old man's normal avie outfit.

That could've scared him away from AW for good.

Ah, coffee with Baileys, how did you know?

*peaks around door*
Forgot to have that drink I originally came for. Must have gotten distracted by that weird boat guy. *eyes widen*
Ooh. A dragon. Wow. *stares transfixed*

Hey, if you have some marshmallows I can roast 'em for you.

No petting the tail, btw.

Alf, heh, I know a cat you should visit...

Hiya m.a.m!

What'll ya have? The specialty of the Pub is Baileys, but ya can have what ever ya like--providing ya got an ID. You look a little young for your size!

Go easy nighty---sometimes she's so tiny you could miss her!

Ooooooo, roasted marshmellows!!

um...right. I'll try not to step on her.

*looks under wing*

um...maybe you would be safer on a stool or table.

*grins* I haven't eaten a cat since I got here in the 80s.
*climbs ladder and settles on stool* I'll try one of those Baileys. And another cinnamon roll . Don't suppose anyone here has marshmallows?
Oh and take it easy dragon, there will be no petting attempts... we just met.

me-a-monsteR said:

*grins* I haven't eaten a cat since I got here in the 80s.
*climbs ladder and settles on stool* I'll try one of those Baileys. And another cinnamon roll . Don't suppose anyone here has marshmallows?
Oh and take it easy dragon, there will be no petting attempts... we just met.

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heh, sorry, it's a running joke with the hounds (in the horror thread). No worries.

*searches under the tables for marshmallows*

I'm sure I dropped a few last Christmas around here somewhere...

Silly nighty!!

Those are those lost peeps from Easter!!

*opens fresh back of marshmellows*

*stands behind fire-proof shield with m.a.m*


READY!!

Did I get 'em!! Did I?

er...Honeybug...m.a.m?

*peeks out from behind shield*

Oh, yeah nighty---you got 'em!

*runs for graham crackers & chocolate bars*

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!

*grabs m.a.m and runs, too*

er...you might want to grab a fire extinguisher while your at it, Honeybug!