What's this I see? A pressie for me?
Musta had a few too many yesterday---blurred vision and all!!
*Quickly unwraps pressie*
Oh my!! A picture of byfar in new panties with muscular bull and it says... wait--need my glasses for this--- Quality Meat!
*Hangs picture on wall*
Alrighty girls---we have something to look at whilst we are partaking.
Thanks byfar! It shall hang behind the bar for all to see!!!
Maybe we can hire him to dance for us one night!!
We have the sekrit, sekrit map night... remember!! The cookie stash is marked with a "C". Don't forget to grab some extra bottles---marked "B"! Ya know, I know the place by heart---sekritly!
There's always a party at the pub byfar!!
We may start early, we may end late... but we'll be here! I've been stocking up on the snacks & drink. There was a juke box in this place a while back. Hmmm.. may have to clear the spider webs, but I'll find it. Can't wait to see ya strut yer stuff!
*Sets up decorations and dance floor*
Always good to share a bottle!!
*gone and not lookin back*
Cheers, my friend!!