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    Well Night that is my actual eye, photoshopped naturaly. That is my true eye color, kind of a steel grey. I decided to do the pupil to mimic my MC who is a mutated human. I always did want to get contacts and fangs though. My wife says she will divorce me after the excorsim.
    Hey! Thanks all for the rain. We have had about 24 hours of a slow drizzle, good for the crops. DRINKS ARE ON ME! Um well not ON me literaly. I, um, well, how bout I just pour?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneSeese View Post
    I read a couple pages back before I barged in here for alcohol.

    I call my husband Snuffelufagus. < spell check doesn't know what to do with that.
    But seriously, can I get a Margarita here? The slushy kind with salt around the rim of my glass and a pitcher within arms length?

    I've found myself at a lose for words lately so I thought a drink or five would turn off my left brain and let my right brain stretch out a bit. There's enough room up there in my head I don't know why they have to fight so much.

    Sue
    Thanks Sue, I missed my appointment the other night and am waiting to return for my second visit and first visit with the mask, I guess. Not something I'm looking foward to.

    My wife is sending me because I snore too much. We have a English bulldog that snores too loud and she wants to send her too.
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    Thanks Sue, I missed my appointment the other night and am waiting to return for my second visit and first visit with the mask, I guess. Not something I'm looking foward to.

    My wife is sending me because I snore too much. We have a English bulldog that snores too loud and she wants to send her too.
    My husband actually loves his mask. His sleep was interrupted, he'd stop breathing for a few seconds - he gets a good nights rest with the mask now. You might like yours.

    I need some more alcohol over here!
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    *joins in the drinking*

    Man oh man. *headdesk*


    That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spiral View Post
    Man oh man. *headdesk*

    That is all.
    It's been that kind of a day, hasn't it? *passes the Bailey's*
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    Thanks! It's been a rough week at work. First we had a pipe burst in the back room, so lost all of our water to the front (I work at a tea shop, do we kind of need the water!) and after that was fixed we discovered that the steamer had turned itself off (as a protective measure since it lost its water). So finally yesterday the steamer guy comes out to fix it, and it works again...for about three hours. Suddenly it starts leaking water out of the bottom and stops working again. Except, water continues to pour out the bottom. So we spend the evening periodically mopping up huge puddles of water. I'm currently getting ready to go in and (most likely) find a swimming pool.

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    But on the bright side, after work today I'm going to get my hair done. So, at least I'll look hot, right?

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    Good Mornin' Spiral.

    Hey on a brighter side, at least it's fresh water. It could have been a sewer leak.

    I hope you have a great hair day today. I'm sure you'll look hot!
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    *welcome to all newbies* I pop in here and there to relieve the stresses that haunt me. If ya see me in the corner by the fire you're welcome to join me. Don't be skarid!!

    New stress?? A move is in my future. Uuugghhh---it's the holidays and I really don't want to think about moving right now. *grabs special mug* *fills it with coffee & baileys* *heads over to fireplace*

    Ahhh! Hey! Who put that neon sign over the sekrit stash??
    *must remember to go to the sekrit sekrit stash*

    Miss y'all bunches!!


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    *grabs Baileys from the sekrit sekrit stash and goes to sit by Honeybug*

    The neon sekrit stash is just a decoy. No worries, my friend, they'll never find the sekrit, sekrit stash.

    *raises glass*

    To you and the Baileys.

    *drinks self into a coma to relieve the stress*
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    Ahhh, night!! Ain't nothin better than sittin by the fire with a dear friend and sharing a bottle of Baileys!! (You didn't tell them about the sekrit staircase did ya??)

    *Leaves up neon sign as decoy*


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    of course not. or the sekrit pantry. or the sekrit stash under the bar.

    good to see you Honeybug, you've been missed.

    I gotta run. Hope you're back on real soon.

    *leaves the rest of the Baileys for Honeybug*
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    Going to sit by the fire with Honeybug and night-flyer.

    p.s. note to self. find new hiding place for sekrit stash. All of them. Even the one under Honeybugs chair
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    Hey there O' Wonderous One! Keep those claws offfa that one!! Ya know I'll sniff out the rest right!? Night has a great power and together the sekrit sekrit stash will be found. We always find it!!

    We've never told anyone about the sekrit staircase under the bar where the sekrit stash is. It's the sekrit sekrit stash that's sekrit!!!

    Good to have another friend to share with! How's things?


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    Ahh, but you'll never find the sekrit sekrit sekrit super-sekrit stash

    Hmm, where'd I put that sekrit map to the sekrit sekrit sekrit super-sekrit stash?

    Me doing okay at the moment. But that seems to change from day to day. I'm hoping 2012 will be a better year. But who knows
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    Have no fear---you're not alone on your roller coaster ride!! Just make sure the security latch is secured!!

    *Runs to hide sekrit map to the sekrit sekrit sekrit super sekrit stash*



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    *watches Jed and Honeybug run around the bar hiding sekrit stash maps*

    *pulls bottles of Baileys out of bag*

    um...guys, I've raided most of the sekrit and sekrit, sekrit stashes already. It'll be a while before I'll have to search for the sekrit sekrit sekritsuper sekrit stash.

    All your running around is making me thirsty. Join me in a bottle or two?

    *kicks feet up, leans back on chair*

    good thing this chair is made of iron...

    *raises bottle*

    Here's to a better year...we must meet in here on New Years. Here's to friends.
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    I knew I could count on you night!!

    *settles on sofa next to night*

    *grabs glass & fills with baileys*

    *raises glass with night*

    To the best peeps in any pub--anywhere!!

    Will definitely be here for the big party!!


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    Last year I had bought a bottle of wine for New Years, but when it was almost 12, I couldn't get the d*mn cork out of it. So, I got my dagger and stabbed the uncooperative piece of crap. Finally got it open and it was nasty. :/

    Think I'll have Baileys this year just to be on the safe side. Or maybe a Bud light.
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    That would be my kinda luck!

    No worries here though, we'll hire servers so we can kick back and enjoy the end of the year party!!


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    Y'all would be so proud of me!! I've just commandeered a fine bottle of scotch for our New Year's Party from the Cabaret!!

    *Hides bottle in sekrit stash*

    Must remember to save the best for last!


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    yay, Honeybug. Can we drink it now?

    snowing here. for two days, it'll snow.

    *curls up by the fire with a bottle of Baileys*
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    Most certainly---I can run in there for another bottle anytime!

    *Opens bottle, grabs glasses*

    May as well get comfy since you're gonna be snowed in for a couple of days.


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    I'll join you for a bottle. I mean glass

    Snow. Love it. We got none so far, although it's pretty cold. Have you constructed any snowpeople yet?
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    No snow people unless you count me. brrrrr....

    You can have the snow, Jed, I don't want it. I'll be lucky to get to work and back alive tomorrow, I'll be driving home at one in the morning. :/ Grandtots may build snow people, though. I think we'll get plenty enough for it.

    Hey, Honeybug, we're here at the same time, is that amazing or what?
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