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    So long and thanks for all the fish

    You have ten minutes before the planet is vaporised. What would you do?

    No sense in running around crazy, so I'd have a pint and a smoke with my wife and cats..... maybe play some Farmville
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    You thought I was gonna flounce, didn't ya?

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    Totally thought you were flouncing. Rushed in .... no flounce. Boo.

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    That's a good one. I might try that, "helping others" stuff

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    Hey, I was busy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne K View Post
    You have ten minutes before the planet is vaporised. What would you do?

    No sense in running around crazy, so I'd have a pint and a smoke with my wife and cats..... maybe play some Farmville
    Ten minutes? Yeah, I'd have a pint and smoke my wife.

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    Ya don't play Farmville?


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    Large Scotch. No time for water. Then go sit in the forest at the end of the lane. Another Scotch andheywhocares!




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    Give away all my money and earn good karma

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    Stick on a Being Human DVD and masturbate.

    Might as well go out with a fingerbang.

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    I totally thought you were flouncing and am glad you didn't, since you are one of my favorite peeps here.


    I would pour myself a cup of flavored coffee, put some whipped cream on the top, call my dog over to me, and love her while I looked out the window at the beauty of nature. I would thank God for the ride, even the lows, and touch my heart to His.

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    I was just gonna say that


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    Quote Originally Posted by scarletpeaches View Post
    Stick on a Being Human DVD and masturbate.

    Might as well go out with a fingerbang.
    You know how I feel about perverts in my threads

    Thank you


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    Quote Originally Posted by Plot Device View Post
    Stick my thumb out and hope for a lift.
    This, but only after grabbing a towel or two.

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    Have a shot of the really good rum, grab a towel, stick out thumb, hope for a lift.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plot Device View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darzian View Post
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    You'd piss off a lot of cats

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    I'd post a Gerry but I'm on my dad's computer so you'll just have to pretend I posted moar Butlah.

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    When I get back home, I shall POAST MOAR BUTLAH.

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    Ten minutes? It's not snowing THAT hard...

    We could make signs, go out and protest this outrage! That'll stop 'em.

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