Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume II)

Susie · Sep 13, 2009

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
What you wanna do for fun
Is really up to you!

My idea of fun is lotsa :Cake:

LOL What's your idea of fun? (Let's keep it clean, k.)

Silver King · Dec 22, 2010

The second volume of Suzie's ever-wonderful thread starts now.

KellyAssauer · Dec 22, 2010

Ooooh so nice and clean... kinda scary.

KellyAssauer · Dec 22, 2010

We're halfway there!

Synonym · Dec 22, 2010

*whispers*

how long before he figures it out?

benbradley · Dec 22, 2010

... but you didn't warn us over in the Derail thread!!!

Muppet's gonna really be confused...

night-flyer · Dec 22, 2010

Ha! Thought you lost me, didn't you? I found my way.

*looks around*

No cake crumbs on the floor, no muppet hair, no cat fur...

Hmm...just doesn't feel the same.

benbradley · Dec 22, 2010

Give it time. Alleycat is bound to shed in that hot suit...

night-flyer · Dec 22, 2010

True, and I'm sure the muppet is bound to find the new HoF come morning. Oh, then it'll be just like the good ol' thread.

kayleamay · Dec 22, 2010

Does this mean volume one is lost forever?

I'm having separation anxiety.

night-flyer · Dec 22, 2010

All the wonderful posts are gone, not that I made any, but still...

Caitlin Black · Dec 22, 2010

Now's the perfect time to print every single page of Volume 1 and bind them all together, then wrap them, then give them to your best friend with a note saying "See? I told you I could have fun without you! Nyar nyar n-nyar nyar!!"

/helpful

night-flyer · Dec 22, 2010

I thought you were going to say bind it all up and sell it as a novel. As much as I posted on it, I could've had a novel done by now.

Caitlin Black · Dec 22, 2010

Mmm, it could work as a novel. Maybe.

Perhaps a food-travel novel, what with all the cakes and meal discussions...

Instant bestseller.

Wayne K · Dec 23, 2010

Oh great, everytime Susie renovates, drink prices go up.

Wayne K · Dec 23, 2010

bettielee · Dec 23, 2010

ok, and is everyone wearing their emergency backpacks? Huh? I warned you! Don't say I didn't warn you...

**rummages in pack**

Hey! All I got is muppet hair!

**goes in search of muppet**

Caitlin Black · Dec 23, 2010

Cover charge? Does my cute Australian voice make me exempt? That always works in the Bordello...

kayleamay · Dec 23, 2010

All funds raised will go to the Widows, Orphanes and Tired Nurses Fund.

ETA: 1,989...the number times I posted in volume I. Just jotting that down for sake of posterity...or prosperity...or impropriety...or whatever the case may be.

Silent Rob · Dec 23, 2010

*shimmies up drainpipe*

*dives through window*

*slides down wall*

Ta-Da!

*brand new jazz hands*

ROAR

ROAR

HEAD ASPLODE!

kayleamay · Dec 23, 2010

And there went the neighborhood.

Silent Rob · Dec 23, 2010

*sidles up to the neighbours*

*looks innocent*

ROAR

Caitlin Black · Dec 23, 2010

Mmm, I think I'll go to bed. I'm not fully drunk, but I have a nice buzz.

kayleamay · Dec 23, 2010

See that, Rob? You've been here for 10 minutes and you're already scaring people away!

G'night, Cliff!

Silent Rob · Dec 23, 2010

Or driving them to drink, maybe?

*puffs up manly chest and capers proudly*

ROAR

Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume II)

Thanks, special friend for my avi!

Megalops Erectus

The Anti-Magdalene

The Anti-Magdalene

It's a doggy dog world

roasting cows

It's a doggy dog world

roasting cows

I'm on the phone.

roasting cows

Wild one

roasting cows

Wild one

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

Wild one

I'm on the phone.

Riff-Raff

I'm on the phone.

Riff-Raff

Wild one

I'm on the phone.

Riff-Raff