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Thread: Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume II)

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    Thanks, special friend for my avi! AW's Treasured Chocolate Birthday Lady Susie's Avatar
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    Thumbs up Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume II)

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue.
    What you wanna do for fun
    Is really up to you!

    My idea of fun is lotsa LOL What's your idea of fun? (Let's keep it clean, k.)

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    The second volume of Suzie's ever-wonderful thread starts now.

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    Ooooh so nice and clean... kinda scary.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    We're halfway there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    *whispers*

    how long before he figures it out?
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    ... but you didn't warn us over in the Derail thread!!!

    Muppet's gonna really be confused...
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    Ha! Thought you lost me, didn't you? I found my way.

    *looks around*

    No cake crumbs on the floor, no muppet hair, no cat fur...

    Hmm...just doesn't feel the same.
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    Give it time. Alleycat is bound to shed in that hot suit...
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    True, and I'm sure the muppet is bound to find the new HoF come morning. Oh, then it'll be just like the good ol' thread.
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    Does this mean volume one is lost forever?

    I'm having separation anxiety.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    All the wonderful posts are gone, not that I made any, but still...
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    Now's the perfect time to print every single page of Volume 1 and bind them all together, then wrap them, then give them to your best friend with a note saying "See? I told you I could have fun without you! Nyar nyar n-nyar nyar!!"

    /helpful
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    I thought you were going to say bind it all up and sell it as a novel. As much as I posted on it, I could've had a novel done by now.
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    Mmm, it could work as a novel. Maybe.

    Perhaps a food-travel novel, what with all the cakes and meal discussions...

    Instant bestseller.
    To listen to my feeble attempts at music, go here! I'll be adding to it (hopefully) for all of February.

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    From De-cluttering To Minimalism: A Journey

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    Oh great, everytime Susie renovates, drink prices go up.

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    ok, and is everyone wearing their emergency backpacks? Huh? I warned you! Don't say I didn't warn you...

    **rummages in pack**

    Hey! All I got is muppet hair!

    **goes in search of muppet**


    I have a new blog! Reading, Writing, Rithmancy
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    Now available (see sig for link)! Cliff Face's Avatar
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    Cover charge? Does my cute Australian voice make me exempt? That always works in the Bordello...
    To listen to my feeble attempts at music, go here! I'll be adding to it (hopefully) for all of February.

    Buy my comedic urban fantasy novel on Kindle today!
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    From De-cluttering To Minimalism: A Journey

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    ETA: 1,989...the number times I posted in volume I. Just jotting that down for sake of posterity...or prosperity...or impropriety...or whatever the case may be.
    Last edited by kayleamay; 12-23-2010 at 02:42 PM.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    *shimmies up drainpipe*

    *dives through window*

    *slides down wall*

    Ta-Da!

    *brand new jazz hands*

    ROAR

    ROAR

    ROAR

    HEAD ASPLODE!

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    I'm on the phone. kayleamay's Avatar
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    And there went the neighborhood.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    *sidles up to the neighbours*

    *looks innocent*

    ROAR

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    Mmm, I think I'll go to bed. I'm not fully drunk, but I have a nice buzz.
    To listen to my feeble attempts at music, go here! I'll be adding to it (hopefully) for all of February.

    Buy my comedic urban fantasy novel on Kindle today!
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    Main WIPs

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    From De-cluttering To Minimalism: A Journey

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    I'm on the phone. kayleamay's Avatar
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    See that, Rob? You've been here for 10 minutes and you're already scaring people away!

    G'night, Cliff!
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Or driving them to drink, maybe?

    *puffs up manly chest and capers proudly*

    ROAR

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