Barack Obama's Car

Would you let your Congressman borrow your car on a Saturday night?

  • Yes

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • No

    Votes: 10 55.6%
  • Only if he's Orlando Bloom

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Want some eggplant?

    Votes: 2 11.1%

  • Total voters
    18

Don

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President Obama has recently been using a car metaphor to describe the economic situation, according to Politico.
The first time President Barack Obama used the metaphor at a Democratic fundraiser in April, he spent exactly four sentences on it: “And yet, after driving our economy into the ditch, they decided to stand on the side of the road and watch us while we pulled it out of the ditch,” Obama said at the Los Angeles event for Sen. Barbara Boxer of California. “They asked, ‘Why haven’t you pulled it out fast enough?’ ‘I noticed there’s, like, a little scratch there in the fender. Why didn’t you do something about that?’”
Ricky Sprague extends the metaphor at When Falls the Coliseum. (Hat tip to Reason.com)
It's as if the economy is one of those "economy" cars that you sometimes get stuck with when you don't pay close attention at the rental agency. And the rental agency is run by the American people. They say to the renters, "Here is your car, the 2010 American Economica, please take care of it."

Then the renters (politicians) say, "Okay, I won’t do anything to mess it up."

And then when they take the keys, they wink....

The more responsible people who aren't necessarily affiliated with either of the "major" political parties say things like, "You guys better get the insurance, and don't drive too fast, and take off that blindfold when you're driving." So the democrats and republicans beat those people with a crowbar, and throw them in the trunk of the car.

Then they take turns driving.

They drive the car wherever they feel like it. Open roads. Back roads. Highways. They drive the wrong way down one-way streets. They make left turns on red...
The article goes on to explain, in excrutiating and hilarious detail, exactly how the drivers fare.

So here's my question:

Would you let your Congressman borrow your car on a Saturday night?
 

Maxinquaye

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In the immortal words of Anon:

Fool me once, shame on you,
Fool me twice, shame on me,

So... in the interest of score keeping...

Fool me for the 44th time, where's the noose?
 

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Absolutely not!




Unless, of course, he was Orlando Bloom.
 

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I'd trust it with my Congressman before I'd trust it with a Wall Street investment banker.
 

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Neither a Wall Street investment banker nor a politician would be caught dead driving an eight year old Saturn. I figure I'm safe.
 

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I have an 18-year-old Miata, so it's probably safe from them, too.
 

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I voted "no".
But I could change my mind, depending on the qualifications and experience of the chauffeur.
 

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I've a convertible (cos i like rain soaked cars ok?)
So if he or she was at a movie, maybe. but if it was make-out point and the passenger was the health bill....

no.
 

CACTUSWENDY

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So, I guess my 1993 toy. is not up for a spin either?.....YAHOOOOOOO ;)
 

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1995 SC1 ftw.
I still find it sad that they got rid of one of their brands that drove the most loyalty...

2005 Vue, here.

As for politicans and car analogies...they decided that if ethanol is such a great thing to power it, why not try Karo corn syrup? /sarcasm
 

Ol' Fashioned Girl

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2002 Kia Rio Cinco... and my answer would still be 'no' if by some stretch of our collective imaginations one of them would want to borrow it.

I couldn't afford the disinfectant for when (if) it was returned.

And still drivable.
 

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Not only no, but hell no. I detect too much disdain for the ordinary citizen to trust them with my wheels.

While it may not be a flashy import, it's the only one I have. ;)
 

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Not only no, but hell no. I detect too much disdain for the ordinary citizen to trust them with my wheels.

While it may not be a flashy import, it's the only one I have. ;)

Hey, we cant all be witty.

you know.

:D

(whoever the artist was that painted Hilda, you can be sure he was single soon afterwards...)
 

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Ok, can someone please explain why Orlando Bloom keeps making it into these polls? Pretty Please