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    Expert Procrastinator AlterEgox5's Avatar
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    They hate eating yeti bone soup.

    Who wouldn't?

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    Anyone ever wear otter garments however indecent?



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    Other decent flying flamingos juggle overweight dolphins inside fish huts.

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    "I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process." - Vincent Van Gogh

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    Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint Matera the Mad's Avatar
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    Do men actually expect specific paragraphs first in narrative composition?

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    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    Aliens invade Honolulu, go for a kayak in Honolulu.

    Why would you invade anywhere else?

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    "I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process." - Vincent Van Gogh

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    Bring on the Sweet, Sweet Coffee MissMacchiato's Avatar
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    rowdy cowboys might appreciate powder, guns, and swords

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    Tee hee!


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    Ruby Ruby when will you be mine?
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    Ask Sammy Davis' Ladies - It's which Eye?

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    Surprisingly, I ran hard, got unusual rhythm.

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    "I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process." - Vincent Van Gogh

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    Being assaulted unnerved Fred's lame ocelot.

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    George just hates going from outer space.

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    Overweight women exhibit unnaturally naive reliance, Vernon.

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    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    Extraordinary ladies jauntily play great xylophones, controlled justly.

    (I have no idea.... :p)

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    Mainly..... I have a lot of works-in-progress....

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    "The Moving Finger writes..." M.S. Wiggins's Avatar
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    Just kidding, you're to go right.

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    Shit on a page is organic.
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    Some things should remain a mystery. They make life interesting and worth living. Itís the pursuit of knowledge that keeps us all going, not the answers. ~Wiggins


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    How forgotten a little girl is.... depressing.

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    What on Earth is "rude underwear"?

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    Mainly..... I have a lot of works-in-progress....

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    For heaven's sake, has George melted?


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    "The Moving Finger writes..." M.S. Wiggins's Avatar
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    Bend forward until we end our probing.

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    Shit on a page is organic.
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    Some things should remain a mystery. They make life interesting and worth living. Itís the pursuit of knowledge that keeps us all going, not the answers. ~Wiggins


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    Bertie, can you untangle Grandma's knitting stuff?

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    Katie habitually groans for green, indigestible muffins.


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    Yet, everyone toasts quail walking fingers.

    (I don't even know where that came from)

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    Covenant, dark fantasy, writing now
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    "The Moving Finger writes..." M.S. Wiggins's Avatar
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    Fear diners stuffed on jalapeŮo salad dishes.

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    Write,
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    Even if it's shit.
    Shit on a page is organic.
    A blank page is
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    Some things should remain a mystery. They make life interesting and worth living. Itís the pursuit of knowledge that keeps us all going, not the answers. ~Wiggins


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    Ask not, lads, and keep doofusing around.


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    Slipping under barricades, Steve took Brenda's originals.

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