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    Langourous, windless, prayers from Odin's Zealots, swollen with treachery.

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    Ryan yawned, despite a wildly kinetic, historic, epically grand romance.

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    I thought only rich people exclaimed Horses, Giddy Up!.

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    Distributing flatulent aspic should doom evildoers right thoroughly.

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    After butchering everybody, Oscar framed his sweetest niece

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    I understood he borrowed our radio in Tulsa.

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    Perhaps only sophomores are really totally youthful.

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    Having persistent fantasies seems entirely typical and may pass.

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    Finally, Kevin juggled hostile gerbils, an exceptional task.

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    Keith likes uninhibited girls, especially the young unemployed.

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    My tabby obviously wants pet food and cat litter.

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    Every website quite definitely looks nerdly, being ineffectual.

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