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    Quote Originally Posted by My-Immortal
    I know. I know you are a delicate flower....a thorny venus fly trap....

    Remember, cremate your loved ones so you don't have to shoot them when the zombie uprising comes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiny terror
    What's wrong with that? I think venus flytraps are cool! They do look delicate - but they're deadly too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by My-Immortal
    What's wrong with that? I think venus flytraps are cool! They do look delicate - but they're deadly too.
    Alright. Maybe I won't punch you in the throat then. Since you backed yourself off the ropes so well.
    Remember, cremate your loved ones so you don't have to shoot them when the zombie uprising comes.

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    AGH I HATE EVERYTHING!!! I'M SO MAD AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY!!!!!!

    I just opened my math notebook, and I tried solving the first problem and I couldn't!!!!!1 It's like, the stupidest problem in the world, I have solved it like 9 million times and I CAN'T SOLVE IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!1 I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO SOLVE A PROBLEM!!!! AGH!! I HATE TURNING STUPID!!!!!!

    I hate everyone and everything right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I hate that my bf is trying to make me feel better but he's so damned optimistic that I find him annoying at the moment!!!!!!!!! And I hate my cousin and her stupid questions!! And I hate my brother and his dependency problem!!!!!!!!! Agh, I hate myself!! I can't stand myself right now!!

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    I HATE being 'pressured' into doing something I had neither wanted nor intended to do just because the person doing the pressuring has decided I am a B****. And now that person is doing something to try to prevent me from doing what they think I would do because they think I am a B****, and would do it.

    And NOW, because THAT makes me feel very B****y, I am considering something far more. . . intricate, and I HATE that because, really, this is all a waste of my time and the valuable HATRED space that could, really, be used for something much more meaningful than mere petty hatred like this.

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    If I feel like tearing a living, breathing, feeling thing apart just to relieve some pent up aggression...should I be hanging out here?

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    Story, you're not smoking again are you? I'd hate to see that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeuroFizz
    Story, you're not smoking again are you? I'd hate to see that.
    No, I'm not. Maybe that is part of the problem. I haven't had a cigarette in a long time.

    It's just one of those days...EVERYTHING a certain person is doing is irritating me and I feel like, like, grrrrrr, oh I don't even know. But I have to put on a happy face because it's my daughter's birthday.

    I'm sure I'll cool off soon. I just have to live with it, deal with it, and stop whining.

    Oh, look. A cute little puppy I can torture.

    Here puppy, puppy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by storygirl
    No, I'm not. Maybe that is part of the problem. I haven't had a cigarette in a long time.

    It's just one of those days...EVERYTHING a certain person is doing is irritating me and I feel like, like, grrrrrr, oh I don't even know. But I have to put on a happy face because it's my daughter's birthday.

    I'm sure I'll cool off soon. I just have to live with it, deal with it, and stop whining.

    Oh, look. A cute little puppy I can torture.

    Here puppy, puppy!
    Oh No Not the puppy!!! NOT THE PUPPY!!!!! ( I was saving it for a special occasion.)

    Here...here is a dull rusty razor. In the House of Hate there is no shaving cream. There is only rot gut moonshine. Here is your moonshine.
    SHAVE HASKINS!!!!!!!!( If you aren't mad enough I can tell you what I did with the cigs that belonged to the anus wart on my sofa.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycinth
    Here...here is a dull rusty razor. In the House of Hate there is no shaving cream. There is only rot gut moonshine. Here is your moonshine.
    SHAVE HASKINS!!!!!!!!
    Shave Haskins???

    Doesn't he already have a shaved head?


    What exactly are you proposing Crazy Jay???? Hmmmm....I'm listening.

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    I don't remember her saying anything about shaving his head. I thought she was talking about

    something else.

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    I somehow don't think Haskins is going to let me get near him when I'm holding a rusty razor in my hand. And drugging him is out because I think he has built up a resistance to most drugs...all the good ones anyway.

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    I hate headaches that won't go away.

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    A good chunk of 2006 I've had a lingering headache.....

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    I have found that headaches often come from a persistent pain in the a$$.

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    Quote Originally Posted by storygirl
    I have found that headaches often come from a persistent pain in the a$$.
    That would be called a$$ache.

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    Quote Originally Posted by storygirl
    I somehow don't think Haskins is going to let me get near him when I'm holding a rusty razor in my hand. And drugging him is out because I think he has built up a resistance to most drugs...all the good ones anyway.
    this is true. very true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by William Haskins
    this is true. very true.
    Ah c'mon Haskins...I promise to be gentle. *Bats eyelashes and smiles her most well-intentioned smile*

    And look, I have my own razor sharp knife. *Smile sharpens as she caresses the blade with a lover's touch*

    *puts blade behind back again*

    I promise to behave...really!

    Muwhahahahaha, cough, cough.

    Uh, no. That wasn't evil laughing. Don't be silly. I simply had something stuck in my throat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by storygirl
    I simply had something stuck in my throat.
    Bone or knife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpookyWriter
    Bone or knife?
    Ha! In this place it could definitely be either one! Though most knives are found in the back, not the throat...
    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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