You know, Australia's always being pushed over here as a utopia of sunshine with a great standard of living and everybody's happy and nothing ever goes wrong. I wish the TV programmes constantly plugging it as an idyll would cover stuff like this. I'm not saying Australia is actually a dark pit of despair by any means, but I'd like there to be a bit more balance beyond "Oooh, look at the great weather and beaches!". It isn't as perfect as it's made out to be, simply because nowhere COULD be that perfect.
What you see is advertising pure and simple. Oz has an enormous advertising budget and how we depict ourselves in overseas markets becomes obsessional at times. It's important to remember that we're like any other country. A prosperous, developed liberal democracy that nevertheless has problems. Increasing disadvantage, crumbling infrastructure, expanding government power at the price of civil liberties, unaffordable housing, an economy totally reliant on primary production, and a generally disengaged, disaffected populace obsessed with reality television. Like anywhere else.
But the weather's pretty great. Particularly if you're a skin cancer surgeon, all these pasty Celts coming over here are a gold mine.
They don't allow body piercing in Australia?
In porn? No. Sorry, I should have been clearer. Fetishes are illegal to depict in media. Not to indulge in.
From what I read in the article, they can ask you if you're carrying porn, and you have to tell them the truth. I didn't really see anything about them making legal porn illegal.
The trouble is that what wouldn't result in a raised eyebrow overseas is often banned in Australia. Small breasts, female ejaculation, visible labia: all illegal to depict. This country is far out of step with most of the West. So anyone coming from a more relaxed jurisdiction might happily declare their porn, not realising the drama it will cause them.
I see no problem with this. If it helps stop child pornography, or the increasingly widespread kind of porn where a woman crushes kittens and bunnies under her feet (google 'crushing videos'), or inhumane bestiality ... I say the privacy and convenience of everyone else be damned. People should be able to put up with a little embarrassment for the sake of innocent animals and children.
This won't do any more to stop child porn than will Chairman Rudd's glorious internet filter. It just
doesn't move through those channels, either through the public web or physically. Who the hell would traffic in illegal child pornography through an airport? It's not like drugs where there's no alternate route of distribution.
Albedo said
I'm thinking someone should confiscate his computer....
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It's all this talk of sucking and holes, isn't it? Clearly, we must penetrate this issue further, to get to the root of your Freudian obsessions.