My current mood is...

rhymegirl

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Scared. There's a big bee flying around my living room.
 

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Is flouncy a mood? I'm feeling flouncy. I'm feeling kind of lazy too. I'm going to hire someone to flounce for me.
 

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me! me! hire me!

You're hired. I would like something snarky and irrational. Make sure to include details about how I'm feeling sorry for myself because no one appreciates my gibberish and how sad everyone will be when I'm gone.

I would like it to be long enough that no one will bother to read most of the content in the middle. If you don't know what to include in there just fire off insults to all writers, living and dead and a paragraph about starving children in China. It doesn't really have to make sense.

The ending should be grandiose but self-deprecating at the same time. I'm looking for a real hand-to-the-forehead conclusion.

Thanks.
 

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Give me some time.

I figure I should probably do some drinking ahead of time. And even if it is ten in the morning, because of my new job, it's justified.

*starts making notes*

Oh yes, I will make a post. F'reals.
 

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Give me some time.

I figure I should probably do some drinking ahead of time. And even if it is ten in the morning, because of my new job, it's justified.

*starts making notes*

Oh yes, I will make a post. F'reals.

Drink up. It's noon somewhere.
 

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I'm pulling my hair out.