If you found that you couldn't stop writing because all the choices you kept including needed more pages, and you ended up at 400,000 words with no end in sight...
Go to page 16
If you finished writing one, started to research publishers and found that the last one looking for Choose Your Own Adventure books closed shop in 1982...
Go to page 212
If you've never tried writing one because those things are for geeks...
Go to page 42
If you're thinking, just now, "I am a flashlight!"...
Go to page Orange
If this post makes no sense whatsoever to you...
Close the book and walk away.