Just because there's also a
diamond planet.
I asked Santa for it a couple years ago. He didn't get it for me, but I think that's just because I'm always on the naughty list. Not fair, if you ask me.
Now, of course, scientists diss the
poor thing, just because it doesn't support life. Um, hullo?!! That's not why I want it, dummy scientists!
Nay, nay. My intentions are completely selfish and shit. I intend to chop the thing up and sell it to Tiffany's. Duh.
Wait. Maybe THAT'S why I'm still on the naughty list.
Gotta think about working on that. Next year.
Alrighty. Gotta get to bed early. Just wanted to share.