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    Insult.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    Quotation.
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    Bitch.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Passive-aggressive reply.

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    Passive-aggressive reply.
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    Derail.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    Derail.
    says the woman who is off her tracks.
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    ANGRY RESPONSE TYPED IN ALL CAPS!
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    QUOTED ALL CAPS WORDS
    flame-war pushing of buttons.
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    you're so hitlerian.
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    Long, drawn-out explanation of why everyone else is wrong. Judgment passed.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    Long, drawn-out explanation of why everyone else is wrong. Judgment passed.
    QFT
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    WTF?
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    tis better to burn your pie than to have it fade away
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    Anecdotal story about eating pie with my grandmother, a burning barrel of trash and moonshine.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayleamay View Post
    Anecdotal story about eating pie with my grandmother, a burning barrel of trash and moonshine.
    i once had a fire in my hand. i put it in the toilet and it went out. but not before removing my eyebrows.

    that was the day the railing broke off and fell into the swimming pool.

    oh. and Jimmy got almost-electrocuted and passed out. he fell off the deck and into the swimming pool.

    his hair was smoking.
    very cool dive.
    no camera.

    but the blow torch was in the living room at the time, so i know it had nothing to do with it. but it did, however, have something to do with the fire in my hand.

    the microwave died that day too.

    oh. and the parrot flew away. gone forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KTC View Post
    i once had a fire in my hand. i put it in the toilet and it went out. but not before removing my eyebrows.
    Takes offense to posters obvious disregard for the dignity of the eyebrowless.
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by KTC View Post
    i once had a fire in my hand. i put it in the toilet and it went out. but not before removing my eyebrows.

    that was the day the railing broke off and fell into the swimming pool.

    oh. and Jimmy got almost-electrocuted and passed out. he fell off the deck and into the swimming pool.

    his hair was smoking.
    very cool dive.
    no camera.

    but the blow torch was in the living room at the time, so i know it had nothing to do with it. but it did, however, have something to do with the fire in my hand.

    the microwave died that day too.

    oh. and the parrot flew away. gone forever.
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    Crickets?
    "I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'."

    Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild

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    Accuses the OP of plagiarism and unoriginality and stands for his friend Bartholomew.
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