I miss the days where we would send CIA assasins to kill someone like him.
Well, they did engineer a coup in April of 2002, IIRC, that did get him out of office for a few weeks. The Venezuelans were so outraged at our interference they brought him back and that's why we're where we are today. Had we left things alone in '02, they might've figured out what a doofus he is before he consolidated enough power to be a lot harder to dislodge than he was then.
We need to learn to mind out own business. Getting involved in other countries' politics almost never works out the way we want it to.