http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8478776.stm
I don't know what grave sin Americans have committed but to get Jeremy Kyle as punishment it must have been truly evil.
If all you lovely Americans like him, feel free to keep him. If you want to chain him to something heavy to prevent his escape, well, that's just the way it goes. Sometimes extreme measures are needed. Maybe take his passport off him. I'm sure you'll think of something.
I don't know what grave sin Americans have committed but to get Jeremy Kyle as punishment it must have been truly evil.
If all you lovely Americans like him, feel free to keep him. If you want to chain him to something heavy to prevent his escape, well, that's just the way it goes. Sometimes extreme measures are needed. Maybe take his passport off him. I'm sure you'll think of something.