Because Dante's Inferno only has nine, and writers aren't in any of them. I knew I liked Dante for a reason.

This thread is for writers who've discovered a whole new level of paranoia--a book deal. Here's where we can obsess about chew over the entire process from offer to release day to writing the next book.

There's a bar of course, and an espresso machine, and lots of deep, comfortable chairs.

Welcome!