he has an appointment in Chicago in a little more than 2 hours. So heading in this directions would turn out to be a huge plus. Unfortunately,
Fortunately...unfortunately
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...the USS Enterprise touches down for a brief visit, and its crew graciously allows our hero to use its transporter, which takes him to Chicago in a few seconds. Unfortunately...
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he is interviewing at an International Tea importer, and he can remedy that situation. Unfortunately....
...the international tea importer brings forth a cup of something you don't recognize and says,"Try this." Unfortunately...
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Unfortunately, you try it without sending out a sample for drug screening, something you normally do since developing your fear of being ruffied. That last time you woke up on a gas station bathroom floor with you pants on your head left an indelible mark on your psyche. Fortunately...
This is the best drink you have ever had. It's tasty, and gives you an energy boost. you close the deal on the job. Satisfied you leave the building. Unfortunately...
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Unfortunately, ayahuasca some times takes a while to kick in. On the up side you finished the interview first, but now you have the most interesting ride home of your life ahead of you. Unfortunately...
(I will forgive you your double "unfortunately" since you included a "fortunately" circumstance in your own reply.)
...you frightened the cab driver so badly that he drove you straight to the police station. Fortunately...
...you frightened the cab driver so badly that he drove you straight to the police station. Fortunately...
he doesn't like you. He decides to throw you in a cell, so he won't have to deal with you at the family Fourth of July barbecue. Fortunately . . .
...the bars on your cell window appear to be old and rusty, and you figure that with a little effort you can pry them loose. Unfortunately...
You still have a lighter in your pocket, and a new round of flatulence is gurgling. You turn, drop trou' aim and fire as you light up. By the time you are done, the entire back wall is charred black, and the bars have melted away. Unfortunately ...
...the blast (not to mention the odor) has summoned the guards, and they rush toward you, guns drawn. Fortunately...
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Fortunately, they all embody the visage of Barney Fife. They all caried a gun and a kinfe, but the guns were all dusty and the knives were all rusty because they never caught a crook in their life.
Unfortunately...
Unfortunately...
they are so inexperienced, ill-trained, and nervous that one their guns goes off hitting you in the shoulder. Fortunately . . .
...you are wearing a plaid jacket from the 1970s with huge shoulder pads (it used to belong to a game-show host), and the pad on the affected shoulder absorbs the bullet, giving you only a slight bruise. Unfortunately...
Your super hero power is triggered by the pain reflex. You are propelled further in to the jail. Fortunately ...
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There's lots of pain, so you get really, really strong and bust out of prison. Unfortunately...