(What country were we in?)
Fortunately, you're in shallow water and walk the ten feet to the other side. On the oposing river bank you pry toothy little fish from your legs and whack them on a rock. Starting a fire by rubbing two sticks together is no easy proposition, but you manage. The river is still there for rinsing your drawers, your fire is really going now, handy for drying your clothes and roast a few fishies, and keeping the creepy crawlies away while a visit is payed to slumberland. Unfortunately...