what would you rather do than the holidays...

I'd spend the day inserting extraneous i's in my posts.

Roast a rabbit for my tea.

DL Hegel said:

but will you vote for yourself

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Don't I always?

< insert canned 80's laughter >

*addresses studio audience*

DL has hidden an extra vowel somewhere in her original post. Be the first to find it and you'll qualify for a chance to play 'Hide the Sardine' with cray on New Years Eve!

"The Rhino Series"

I'd rather have a Tupperware party with a rhino.

(Fans of the comic Sylvia will know which I speak.)

So do I get TWO years with no holidays?

"what would you rather do than the holidays... "


Hugh Jackman.

quickWit said:

Don't I always?

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*addresses studio audience*

DL has hidden an extra vowel somewhere in her original post. Be the first to find it and you'll qualify for a chance to play 'Hide the Sardine' with cray on New Years Eve!

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i.

Tell Cray he can keep his sardine at your place. I just need the battery to power up the Turkettes' toys.

TurkeyLurkey said:

i.

Tell Cray he can keep his sardine at your place. I just need the battery to power up the Turkettes' toys.

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Ooooo, aren't we just the cat's pajamas? Hey Turkey...I said qualify. You qualify for a round of Hide the Sardine. You don't just automatically win!

Pfft! The nerve of some birds...

quickWit said:

Ooooo, aren't we just the cat's pajamas? Hey Turkey...I said qualify. You qualify for a round of Hide the Sardine. You don't just automatically win!

Pfft! The nerve of some birds...

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*Looks around* I don't see anyone else playing this game. Now, pull Cray out of your backside and hand him over.

I get every year off.

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TurkeyLurkey said:

pull Cray out of your backside and hand him over.

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But he's the wind beneath my...well, yanno.

quickWit said:

But he's the wind beneath my...well, yanno.

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I know Cray isn't the source of your 'wind'.

Can't believe they're my blood. I.Q. of sloths and the manners of banshees. He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker. He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen, and she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts. As for the tots, they're twits.

I'd rather go to the chocolate factory 'n eat chocolate 'til my eyeballs explode. LOL.

Gargle arsenic isn't an option? Well fine then. I won't vote.

Pffffffffffffffffft.

I like cookies.

semilargeintestine said:

I get every year off.

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What he said.

Still makes grocery shopping at this time of year a friggin' nightmare.

Ugh, tell me about it. It took me 2 hours to get to the Shoprite by the girlfriend's house last night. I wanted to murder someone.

Or as I said to the taxi driver (and kuwisdelu on MSN), "I've got that stabby pain behind one eye that makes me want to throttle someone."

I would love to be on a warm beach anywhere.

Being a time zone away from one's relatives has it's advantages.

Plugging the only phone line the relatives have the number for into the fax machine helps too.

Though they do have my address...

Someday, someday I tells ya, I'll finally move. And give them a po box address in another town. Two towns away.