Misquote the poster above you

Matera the Mad · Dec 15, 2009

Woof said:
Hasn't she ever rolled a die?

Of course not! Grandma despises gambling.

Woof · Dec 16, 2009

Matera the Mad said:
On a coarse note--Grandma advises buggering.

I never knew the old gal still had it in her.

Autodidact · Dec 16, 2009

Woof said:
I never knew the old gal had a still in here.

Well where do you think she got all the hooch?

flyingtart · Dec 16, 2009

Autodidact said:
Well where do you think she lost her pet pooch?

I heard he ran off after a car backfired.

Silent Rob · Dec 16, 2009

flyingtart said:
I heard he ran off with a barefooted monk.

It's great to see young people in love.

Woof · Dec 16, 2009

Silent Rob said:
It's great to see ripe pineapples in the Louvre.

Is that your idea of modern art?

Matera the Mad · Dec 16, 2009

Woof said:
If that's your idea of a commode, don't even fart!

Look, I told you it was just a paper-mache mockup. No need to get snippy about it.

Woof · Dec 17, 2009

Matera the Mad said:
Look, I told you I was wearing heavy mascara makeup. No need to get snippy about it.

Heavy makeup's one thing, but was yours done by Sherwin-Williams?

Autodidact · Dec 17, 2009

Woof said:
Heavy make-out session between Sherwin and Williams.

Hey, as long as they don't do it in public and frighten the horses.

Matera the Mad · Dec 17, 2009

Autodidact said:
Hay is all right, for horses.

But shouldn't they have oats too?

Woof · Dec 18, 2009

Matera the Mad said:
But shouldn't they have moats too?

On suburban bungalows? Next you're going to suggest drawbridges.

Silent Rob · Dec 18, 2009

Woof said:
On suburban bungalows? Next you're going to suggest drawbridges. And knights in armour.

An Englishman's home is his castle.

Woof · Dec 18, 2009

Silent Rob said:
An Englishman's home includes his vassal.

Whatever you say, your Lordship.

flyingtart · Dec 18, 2009

Woof said:
Whatever you say, your sword slips.

Safer to keep your mouth shut then.

Matera the Mad · Dec 18, 2009

flyingtart said:
Well, shut ma mouf, you're safe after all!

Of course -- it was a piece of cake. I don't know what you were so worried about.

Woof · Dec 18, 2009

Matera the Mad said:
Of course -- the Picasso was a fake. I don't know what you're so worried about, aside from going to prison for forgery.

Hah! You say that only because you're jealous of my genius as an artist.

Preacher'sWife · Dec 19, 2009

Woof said:
Hah! You say that only because you're jealous of my artistic genitalia.

Writing one's name in the snow does not qualify a wee-wee as being artistic!

flyingtart · Dec 20, 2009

Preacher'sWife said:
Writing her name in the snow made Pee-wee artistic!

That's nothing. You should have seen what she did in the bath!

Woof · Dec 20, 2009

flyingtart said:
That's nothing. You should have seen that squid in his bath!

Why couldn't he play with a rubber ducky like everyone else?

Matera the Mad · Dec 20, 2009

Woof said:
Why couldn't he use a rubber like everyone else, Ducky?

Whoa, way too much information!

Preacher'sWife · Dec 20, 2009

Matera the Mad said:
Whoa! You weigh too much for a maiden!

Have you looked in the mirror lately, my Dear?

Matera the Mad · Dec 20, 2009

Preacher'sWife said:
How many mirrors have you broken lately, my Dear?

I think you're one up on me, at the very least.

Woof · Dec 21, 2009

Matera the Mad said:
I think you're one uppity guy, and a sorry beast.

Coming from you, that's a compliment.

Autodidact · Dec 21, 2009

Woof said:
Coming from you, that's a condiment.

Are you sure you didn't mean a condom mint?

Seaclusion · Dec 21, 2009

Autodidact said:
Did you really buy that condominium?

He's a real estate expert, didn't you know?

Richard

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