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    Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint Matera the Mad's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    Okay, you bastard. Will dipping them in whipped cream make you happy?
    Crumps, there's no need to get all riled up about it.
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matera the Mad View Post
    Crumpets damage my teeth. I have to have them filed after eating them.
    You know, you're looking sorta long in the tooth. Have you considered a set of dentures?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    You know you long for a gold tooth. Have you considered cashing in your debentures?
    Meh, I've given up all that for lost, and I don't think gold teeth are a very good investment either. I'd have to stop smiling around some people.
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matera the Mad View Post
    Feh, I was given away at the lost and found--maybe it was my moldy teeth that incensed everyone. I really have to stop smelling foul around people.
    Have you considered a radical change in your personal hygiene?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    Have you ever considered changing your underwear?
    Funny, I have to remind my 6th graders this same thing each year!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Preacher'sWife View Post
    Funny, I have to rewind my 6 vibrators each year!!
    You could save yourself the trouble if you regularly bought batteries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    You would shave yourself if you regularly bought batteries.
    Bizarre little factoid there. Perhaps that's why I never have any when I need them?
    You shut your mouth, how dare you say I go about things the wrong way...
    I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stargazer View Post
    Bizarre little hemorrhoid here. Where are the leeches when I need them?
    If I were one of those little blood suckers, I'd be running the other way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Preacher'sWife View Post
    If I were one of those little butt-fuckers, I'd be humming 'I did it my way!'
    Learn something new everyday at this place! Get me a chastity belt with a rear shield... Quick!
    You shut your mouth, how dare you say I go about things the wrong way...
    I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stargazer View Post
    I just learned from my dear old mum that being a 40 year old with his chastisty intact is really quite chique!
    What else could your "dear old mum" say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Preacher'sWife View Post
    What else could your "dear old mum" do in bed?
    I think you'd better ask dear old dad -- and maybe the milkman.
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matera the Mad View Post
    I think you'd better ask dear old dad what he's been getting up to with the milkman.
    Hey, it's a free country and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Hey, it's a free for all.
    Not from where I'm standing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingtart View Post
    From where I'm standing you look like the michelin man.
    Are you trying to say I'm fat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Are you trying to say I can't bat?
    Only if we're talking eyelashes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phaeal View Post
    I'd say the main lesson to take from Stephen King's working life is: He's never stopped working. He's written sober. He's written drunk. He's written while recovering from horrendous injuries. He's written while working maggotty laundry jobs. He's written on long after he could have snuggled down into his royalties for the rest of his life.

    Damn good lesson, that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thump View Post
    Only if we're talking goulashes.
    You can't beat Hungarian food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    You can eat Mancurian food.
    And what would that be exactly? Ropey old donner kebabs washed down with lager?
    You shut your mouth, how dare you say I go about things the wrong way...
    I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stargazer View Post
    And what would that feel like exactly? Being whipped with ropey old donner kebabs and getting washed with lager?
    Wow, food fetish AND bondage! What's next? School-girl tentacle monsters?
    Quote Originally Posted by Phaeal View Post
    I'd say the main lesson to take from Stephen King's working life is: He's never stopped working. He's written sober. He's written drunk. He's written while recovering from horrendous injuries. He's written while working maggotty laundry jobs. He's written on long after he could have snuggled down into his royalties for the rest of his life.

    Damn good lesson, that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stargazer View Post
    And what would you like to eat exactly? Sun-ripened donkey kebabs garnished with a booger?
    Thank you, but I think I shall decline your dinner invitation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    Thank you, but I think I shall decline your rejection.
    Please ensure my contract arrives first thing on Monday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Please ensure my waste tract is irrigated first thing on Monday.
    No problem. What'll it be this time, the garden hose or the fire hose?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    No problem. What'll it be this time, the garden hoes or the pantyhose?
    I'm not a big fan of office wear, so let's go with the yard gear.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phaeal View Post
    I'd say the main lesson to take from Stephen King's working life is: He's never stopped working. He's written sober. He's written drunk. He's written while recovering from horrendous injuries. He's written while working maggotty laundry jobs. He's written on long after he could have snuggled down into his royalties for the rest of his life.

    Damn good lesson, that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thump View Post
    I'm not a big fan of Avis rent-a-car, so let's go with the head helmet.
    Aren't you forgetting about life insurance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    Aren't you forgetting that you're the King of the World?
    Silly me. On your knees, minion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Silly me, I'm feeding my fleas onions.
    There is only one thing darker than a cave without light, and that is a life without hope.
    "The first step toward getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are."

    "Live and dream of a brighter tomorrow, but live today so as to fulfill that tomorrow."

    "May our goals always surpass our abilities, so that we must grow to achieve those goals."

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