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Do you mind if I just stick you to the wall with superglue?
Can't stop, I have a pressing engagement elsewhere.
Do you mind if I just stick you to the wall with superglue?
Can't hold it in, I have a pissing engagement elsewhere.
Do you mind if I touch your leg?
We can't blame you for that, SR!I don't feel comfortable with anal warts.
We shouldn't be doing this, sir!
Oh, but we should have sex with the President in the Oval Office. This is what being an intern is all about.
Her crotch is where you stick that cigar!
Holy Cow! Are you flambeing metal?! You'll get a coronary arrest from that!
Well, one man's wood is another man's dysfunction.
You can find harlots to improve that sort of thing.
Oh yeah? You don't think I should be wearing this dress, do you?
And that's exactly where it should stay!It's not up Tom, it's up the President.
And that's exactly what I shouldn"t say!
Say it don't spray it
Richard
What kind of plaice do you think this is?
I'm proficient when I dramatize many kinds of plays.
Is that a spear you're shaking, or are you just happy to see me?
That's how SHE was laid!!
Don't look at me, I'm Nosferatu!
Do you mind if I just stick these on your grandfather's old prune?
I'm not sure sure--weren't you in a film where you showed your backside when you were in your twenties? Aren't you too old and wrinkly to do it now?
If I that was what I wanted, I'd go to the zoo and stand behind a warthog.If you want to see my latest videos, you'll be treated to a nice piece of ass.
But Sue doesn't even look like a warthog!If I that was what I wanted, I'd call up Sue and call her a warthog.
But Sue's coven eventually liked the warlock!
Ooh, how very 'Charred'. This witch burning stuff is all a bit smelly.