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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    Do you mind if I just stick you to the wall with superglue?
    Can't stop, I have a pressing engagement elsewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Can't hold it in, I have a pissing engagement elsewhere.
    Just mind where you lift that leg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    Do you mind if I touch your leg?
    I don't feel comfortable with that at all.

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    Come here and say that flyingtart's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    I don't feel comfortable with anal warts.
    We can't blame you for that, SR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingtart View Post
    We shouldn't be doing this, sir!
    Oh, but we should. This is what being an intern is all about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Oh, but we should have sex with the President in the Oval Office. This is what being an intern is all about.
    Hey, watch where you stick that cigar!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    Her crotch is where you stick that cigar!
    Holy Cow! Are you flaming mental?! You'll get arrested for that!
    You shut your mouth, how dare you say I go about things the wrong way...
    I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stargazer View Post
    Holy Cow! Are you flambeing metal?! You'll get a coronary arrest from that!
    Well, one man's food is another man's poison.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    Well, one man's wood is another man's dysfunction.
    You can get tablets to control that sort of thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    You can find harlots to improve that sort of thing.
    Oh yeah? You wouldn't happen to have an address, would you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    Oh yeah? You don't think I should be wearing this dress, do you?
    It's not up to me, it's up to the President.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    It's not up Tom, it's up the President.
    And that's exactly where it should stay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingtart View Post
    And that's exactly what I shouldn"t say!
    Then don't say it.


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    <<<...ran into a bum with a bottle of chum, and we wound up drinking all night.....>>>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaclusion View Post
    Say it don't spray it


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    What kind of place do you think this is?
    2018 is Coming! Will you be up the challenge? The 2018 AW Reading Challenge, that is! Pick 12 books from a list of topics and read/discuss with us throughout the year. To see what we've done this year, pop over to the 2017 AW Reading Challenge thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris P View Post
    What kind of plaice do you think this is?
    I didn't realise there was more than one kind of plaice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    I'm proficient when I dramatize many kinds of plays.
    Who do you think you are, Shakespeare?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    Is that a spear you're shaking, or are you just happy to see me?

    That's what SHE said!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Preacher'sWife View Post
    That's how SHE was laid!!
    Don't look at me, I'm not the father!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    Don't look at me, I'm Nosferatu!
    I sure won't. They made a film about you back in the twenties! you must be really old and wrinkly by now!
    You shut your mouth, how dare you say I go about things the wrong way...
    I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    Do you mind if I just stick these on your grandfather's old prune?

    Be my guest, just don't take any pictures!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stargazer View Post
    I'm not sure sure--weren't you in a film where you showed your backside when you were in your twenties? Aren't you too old and wrinkly to do it now?
    If you want me to see your latest videos, I think I'll take a pass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    If you want to see my latest videos, you'll be treated to a nice piece of ass.
    If I that was what I wanted, I'd go to the zoo and stand behind a warthog.
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matera the Mad View Post
    If I that was what I wanted, I'd call up Sue and call her a warthog.
    But Sue doesn't even look like a warthog!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingtart View Post
    But Sue's coven eventually liked the warlock!
    Ooh, how very 'Charmed'. This witchcraft stuff is all a bit creepy.
    You shut your mouth, how dare you say I go about things the wrong way...
    I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stargazer View Post
    Ooh, how very 'Charred'. This witch burning stuff is all a bit smelly.
    Okay, next time we'll remember to baste. Will that make you happy?
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