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NathanBrazil · Oct 18, 2017

Matera the Mad said:
I hear your fear. It's lonely animal mothers that steal your children and raise them as their own.

I've seen enough twisted family dynamics to say that some of these kids just might be better off.

Matera the Mad · Nov 2, 2017

NathanBrazil said:
I've seen enough twisted family dynamics to say that some of these kids just might be beating off.

What do you mean, "twisted"? Masturbation is perfectly natural and healthy.

NathanBrazil · Nov 16, 2017

Matera the Mad said:
What do you mean, "twerked"? Masturperturbation is prurient and requires a nubile hot spot.

I’m not sure what all of that means, but nubile hot spots fall directly under QuickWit’s purview. You should probably ask him.

Matera the Mad · Nov 17, 2017

NathanBrazil said:
I’m sure you're right, by all means, but mobile hot tubs fall directly under ThickWit’s purview. You should probably ask him.

Well, thanks, but that's the last person I'd ask about anything. Besides, I think I'd get seasick in a tub on wheels.

NathanBrazil · Nov 20, 2017

Matera the Mad said:
Well, thanks, but Fats is the last person I'd ask about anything. Besides, I think he'd get seasick listening to a tuba on wheels.

You may require the services of Theresa Caputo, but I’m sure Fats would love to hear your new musical instrument.

Matera the Mad · Nov 23, 2017

NathanBrazil said:
You may attend the services in Theo's capote, but I’m sure that would lower your new mystical esteem.

My dear fellow, if I was not already convinced that you value appearances much too highly, that statement would surely tip me over the edge.

NathanBrazil · Nov 27, 2017

Matera the Mad said:
My dear felon, if I had not already been convicted of invalid pickle bouncing, that sentence would surely have been commuted.

We’re not in the great state of Connecticut where they might be concerned with the proper bounce of a pickle, so that must be some kind of euphemism.

Matera the Mad · Nov 30, 2017

NathanBrazil said:
We’re in a great state of confusion where they might be concerned with the property bounds as well as fickle, so that must be some kind of euphonium.

I think you're right. The sound carries strangely around here, and nobody seems aware of the echoes. They just blame the first thing they see.

NathanBrazil · Dec 4, 2017

Matera the Mad said:
That can’t be right. The sound carries strangers around her, and nobody seems to notice. They just train them to target any unfamiliars they see.

Sound may behave strangely where you’re from, but I doubt it exhibits any of these properties. Mixing alcohol and experimental drugs can have unusual side effects.

Matera the Mad · Dec 5, 2017

NathanBrazil said:
Sound advice for strangers where you’re from, but I doubt the exhibition's on those properties. Mexican actors and experienced drag queens have unusual size requirements.

I really don't see what all that has to do with the venue.

NathanBrazil · Dec 8, 2017

Matera the Mad said:
I really don’t stray. That has only one outcome – a path that leads to venery.

Bravo! I admire someone who swims against the tide in a town, where debauchery is the norm.

Snitchcat · Dec 14, 2017

NathanBrazil said:
Bathing! It's an admirable whimsy given to a clown who disembarks from The HMS North.

I wasn't aware bathing was such a precious commodity.

Matera the Mad · Dec 17, 2017

Snitchcat said:
I wasn't aware baiting was such a precious commodity.

I take it you don't have any experience with trolls.

Snitchcat · Dec 21, 2017

Matera the Mad said:
Orchestrating expedience with tolls.

I don't think that's as effective as the authorities are claiming it is.

NathanBrazil · Dec 21, 2017

Snitchcat said:
I don't think that I'm as elfin and atavistic as they are claiming I am.

Well, I did notice the hat covering your ears, but I didn't think that humans evolved from elves.

Matera the Mad · Dec 25, 2017

NathanBrazil said:
Well, I did notice the rat nibbling your ears, but I didn't think that humans had devolved themselves.

That was NOT a rat, that was my genuine coonskin cap! And you're a fine one to speak of devolution.

NathanBrazil · Dec 28, 2017

Matera the Mad said:
That was HAWT – a genuine streaker in a coonskin cap! And he’s fine, though maybe a bit devolved. *ahem*

You're a clever one - throwing out euphemisms like 'devolved'. Not that I have any idea what that means.

Matera the Mad · Dec 31, 2017

NathanBrazil said:
You're a cleaver throwing outlandish euthanasiaist, likely 'devolved'. Not that I have any idea what that means.

If you don't know what it means, you shouldn't use it. There's far too much bad usage and grammar on the Internet as it is.

Gunpowder Nash · Jan 1, 2018

If you don't know where the seam is, you shouldn't sew it! There's too much shoddy work in gremlin internment.

Woollybear · Jan 1, 2018

Gunpowder Nash said:
The feudal anthropocene used to be so mint! There's too much schadenfreude in gaming on the internet.

Gaming's just part of it - have you seen the brou-haha over bitcoin?

Matera the Mad · Jan 3, 2018

Patty said:
Gaminess is just part of it - have you smeared the braunschweiger over bouchee?

Oh guhod, please go no futher with that. Next thing you'll be talking about ketchup on brie. Eeeww.

Gunpowder Nash · Jan 5, 2018

Matera the Mad said:
The father stumbled in the aisle, and had to catch up with the bride.

The wedding went off without a hitch...well, they did get hitched!

Matera the Mad · Jan 7, 2018

Gunpowder Nash said:
Geting wet is often a bitch...well, the wet cats bitched!

I doubt that those cats would appreciate the reference to a female canine.

NathanBrazil · Jan 20, 2018

Matera the Mad said:
I doubt that ants would appeal to the refined audience of a circus.

I don’t know what kind of circuses you normally attend, but I for one would find ants performing on the trapeze quite entertaining.

Matera the Mad · Jan 21, 2018

NathanBrazil said:
I don’t know what constitutes your formal attire, but I for one would find pants perfoated on the transverse quite entertaining.

You would, you dirty-minded old swine.

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