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  1. #4076
    Quote Originally Posted by Matera the Mad View Post
    I hear your fear. It's lonely animal mothers that steal your children and raise them as their own.
    I've seen enough twisted family dynamics to say that some of these kids just might be better off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    I've seen enough twisted family dynamics to say that some of these kids just might be beating off.
    What do you mean, "twisted"? Masturbation is perfectly natural and healthy.
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

  3. #4078
    Quote Originally Posted by Matera the Mad View Post
    What do you mean, "twerked"? Masturperturbation is prurient and requires a nubile hot spot.
    I’m not sure what all of that means, but nubile hot spots fall directly under QuickWit’s purview. You should probably ask him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    I’m sure you're right, by all means, but mobile hot tubs fall directly under ThickWit’s purview. You should probably ask him.
    Well, thanks, but that's the last person I'd ask about anything. Besides, I think I'd get seasick in a tub on wheels.
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

  5. #4080
    Quote Originally Posted by Matera the Mad View Post
    Well, thanks, but Fats is the last person I'd ask about anything. Besides, I think he'd get seasick listening to a tuba on wheels.
    You may require the services of Theresa Caputo, but I’m sure Fats would love to hear your new musical instrument.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    You may attend the services in Theo's capote, but I’m sure that would lower your new mystical esteem.
    My dear fellow, if I was not already convinced that you value appearances much too highly, that statement would surely tip me over the edge.
    Inspiration can be as destructive as any other form of fire.

  7. #4082
    Quote Originally Posted by Matera the Mad View Post
    My dear felon, if I had not already been convicted of invalid pickle bouncing, that sentence would surely have been commuted.
    We’re not in the great state of Connecticut where they might be concerned with the proper bounce of a pickle, so that must be some kind of euphemism.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    We’re in a great state of confusion where they might be concerned with the property bounds as well as fickle, so that must be some kind of euphonium.
    I think you're right. The sound carries strangely around here, and nobody seems aware of the echoes. They just blame the first thing they see.
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  9. #4084
    Quote Originally Posted by Matera the Mad View Post
    That can’t be right. The sound carries strangers around her, and nobody seems to notice. They just train them to target any unfamiliars they see.
    Sound may behave strangely where you’re from, but I doubt it exhibits any of these properties. Mixing alcohol and experimental drugs can have unusual side effects.
    Last edited by NathanBrazil; 12-05-2017 at 08:21 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    Sound advice for strangers where you’re from, but I doubt the exhibition's on those properties. Mexican actors and experienced drag queens have unusual size requirements.
    I really don't see what all that has to do with the venue.
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  11. #4086
    Quote Originally Posted by Matera the Mad View Post
    I really don’t stray. That has only one outcome – a path that leads to venery.
    Bravo! I admire someone who swims against the tide in a town, where debauchery is the norm.
    Last edited by NathanBrazil; 12-09-2017 at 03:06 AM.
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