Fun With DS Titles

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How to Make Your Butt Bigger without Surgery

Step 1. Buy doughnuts.
Step 2. Sit down.
Step 3. Stuff face.
Step 4. Repeat steps 1-3 until your butt is the desired size.

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Just so that we can keep this thread going, here's one I found today:

How Do I Stop My Computer DVD From Chattering?

Uhm. . .tell it to talk to other DVDs on it's own time?

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How to Make a Prosthetic Leg for a Cat

Which should have a follow-up article: How to Attach a Prosthetic Leg to a Cat

And THAT should be an interesting read...

Thought this one was interesting because they are starting to do prosthetics for dogs. I used to work with a vet that helped pioneer this, and helped take care of one of the first dog receipients of a prosthetic limb.
 

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How to Undergo a Prostatectomy
1. Go to the hospital
2. Let them knock you out

How to Calculate Flow Through an Orifice...this one is funny because it is under Conditions, Diseases and Treatments...just made me think of bad things shooting out of orifices (vomit, diarrhea....who wants to read an article about that??)

How to Shrink Your Bladder
1. Pee

How to Read a Pap Smear Cytology Slide...do people really do their own at home pap smears??

How to Extract Poison From the Skin With Hot Water in a Bottle
What?!?

How to Remove a Lazy Susan?
1. Tell her to get out

Introduction to Work Attitude & Value Enhancement...I found this one under Sexuality ;-)
 

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"How to Protect Your Car Paint Against Fire"

Um, don't park to close to a burning building? 'cause I'm thinkin' if my car's on fire, I've got way bigger problems than the paint job! :eek:
 

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LOL!!! This thread is the best laugh I've had all day. I sooo needed that.

Available now:

How many miles per day is safe to drive?
1. Depends on how many Red Bulls you've had


Is berber carpet still in?
1. No, but I hear shag is making a comeback

Is gorilla glue the best?
1. Personally, I prefer to glue orangutans.
 
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Had to share this one. Located under food:

How to Remove Potting Material From a PC Board
 

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How to Be Healthy Without Eating Healthy Food

Um.

How to Cook for Healthy Healing

As opposed to unhealthy healing?

Then this next one raises my feminist hackles:

How to Gain Weight in the Right Places

Because god forbid you have body fat anywhere other than your boobs and hips (which I'm assuming are the "right" places).
 

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How to Use Bionic Ear to Find Refrigerant Leaks

Because the Bionic Woman has now become a refrigerator repair woman.
 

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Or this one for the junior safecrackers:

How to Open a Safe Without the Key
 

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I saw How to Get the Goat Taste Out of Goat Meat - gross.

But I once wrote How to Dry Your Hands After Washing - $15 greatness!
 

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I saw How to Get the Goat Taste Out of Goat Meat - gross.

But I once wrote How to Dry Your Hands After Washing - $15 greatness!

I've had similar things to that. Like these two for $15 each:

Online Bachelors Degrees
Accredited Bachelors Degrees Online (or something to that affect)

I also got $15 for explaining the difference between a visa and a passport.
 

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Just wanted to pop in and say, "Thank you for the laughs." This thread was just what I needed to read.
 

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"How to Face My Fireplace With Stone"

Turn towards the fireplace

Arrange furniture so that when you will be sitting you will be facing your fireplace with stone.

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This is great.

For maximum LOLz, note what category the title is under. DS's titles show up under infamously inappropriate categories.

I recall "How To Stop A Dog Barking" being under "Religion"; clearly some people's religious restrictions are very strict. By the time I stopped laughing, it was gone again.

Someone in the DS Forums Title Categorization thread, where this gets complained about, noticed "How To Make A Macrame Swing" showing up filed under "Music and Audio." "Yes," he quipped, "but can your macrame do the Lindy Hop?"
 

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This one's not really funny: How to Make a Sling for a Baby Wallaby -- it just caught my eye because, really, how many people in the world need to do an Internet search for this??
 

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How to Create your Own Trash Cans

I claimed it, put the “trash cans” together and told how to buy a popcorn tin, eat the popcorn, clean the can and put a plastic bag in it. Very easy $15. I think I like some of these titles we make fun of. They’re funny but they’re also easy money. Can’t believe some of them but hey, as long as they keep the money coming in…

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