We've all seen them. We've all shook our heads and thought- "That's a one step answer"

So, post your titles and your answers.

Here's an example:

How to Properly Test a Woman's Hormone Levels
Step 1: Ask if she's gained weight.
Step 2: Duck
Step 3: Hide

If she cries- she's possibly pregnant. Hunting you down and removing your genitals may indicate pre-menstrual syndrome. Both are high hormone situations. Giving you the bird while stressing the link between canines, your mother, and your biological father may indicate medium hormone levels.

Tips: Wear running shoes.
Warnings: Hormonal women can /kill/ you

Heh. You don't have to go that long. I just was having a giggle.