The Bent Nail Saloon.

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Come to think of it, she might enjoy having Big John pinch her on the fanny.

No one has been man enough to even think of it for ages.

Not even Chuck.
 

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A stranger witha big iron on his hip comes slowly walking into the saloon. Suddenly everyone noticed that he had a Marshels star pinned on his chest.

"I hear that Big John might be comin' this way," he drawled. "And I've come to take him in dead or a live."
 
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**Sits in the corner wonder who Big John is and what's the hoopla around him**
 

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Walks in dejected, carrying a carpetbag. "The stage isn't coming today. They canceled the stop because of," looking carefully around the bar, "you-know-who."
 

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Walks in dejected, carrying a carpetbag. "The stage isn't coming today. They canceled the stop because of," looking carefully around the bar, "you-know-who."


that low-down good fer nothin' artee?






*spit*
 

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*nudges Haggis aside*

Cray, for dawg sake, watch where you're unloadin' that cud.
 

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i aimed fer where i was aimin' fer, leuk. i reckon you jess wander up at about the wrong time.
 

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I dunno who Jess is, but t'was Haggis needed nudgin' out from under you flow.
 

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Lifting the hem of my skirt to keep it out of Cray's disgusting habit of missing the spittoon I let the bag drop to the floor and claim a chair.

"No, it ain't Artee, it's BeeJay." Several gap-toothed grins greet this sentence. "You know, Big John. Not what you're thinking, so wipe those grins off your faces.
 

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Um, Haggis. Is this right or do you need to change it? Yesterday or next year?

VOTING WILL CONTINUE FROM NOW UNTIL 12:00 NOON EST SEPTEMBER 7TH.
 

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itching for fight, eh haggis?


welp, anytime yer feeling froggy, jest jump, hombre. i'm-a-ready.
 

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Um, Haggis. Is this right or do you need to change it? Yesterday or next year?

VOTING WILL CONTINUE FROM NOW UNTIL 12:00 NOON EST SEPTEMBER 7TH.

I changed the date to Wednesday because of the forum overhall, Syn. Apparently I didn't change that date. :D But you've got until Tomorrow midnight to vote.

itching for fight, eh haggis?


welp, anytime yer feeling froggy, jest jump, hombre. i'm-a-ready.

I'm ready for you, cowpoke. You ready for me? Prove it by takin' out that there monkey first.
 

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*shoots the monkey without flinching*







*spit*
 

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i reckon you better prove to me that your ready by a shooting that there monkey too.
 

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Hey, some one stop that there dog from leakin' all over the floor.
 

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Hey, some one stop that there dog from leakin' all over the floor.

He's just peeing on the monkey.

**kicks soggy monkey out of the bar**
 

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Well, howdy there missy. How you been?