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Quiet bating your eyes at me, Cella!

I'm not goin' to tell ya where the 43 cents is.

*leaves Dan to his 43 cents..."borrows" his Landrover...drives it over to Dan's offsite liquor stash..."borrows" a case of Lagavulin*
 

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*leaves Dan to his 43 cents..."borrows" his Landrover...drives it over to Dan's offsite liquor stash..."borrows" a case of Lagavulin*


I don't think we have Landrover's yet, Haggis.

*spit*
 

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*drinks leather whiskey*



*looks at Syno's avvie*


*runs mop around Cella*

You talk about us spittin', that ain't nothin' compared to your droolin'.
 

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Well, you all have been way to much fun this mornin', I have to leave.

See ya'll later. :hi:
 

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Bye Dan. I've got a close eye, well something close on that money. *a curious jingling noise comes from the front of Miss Syno's dress, hmmm.)
 

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Don't look like I missed much tonight. :)
 
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howdy folks! who does a feller have to kill to get a drink around here?

Hi, gam.

A feller's gotta kill this guy for a drink.

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Howdy. No one today, they've been behaving themselves. We've got whiskey, whiskey, beer or beer. Name your poison.
 

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Dang it Haggis. We don't have enough customers for you to be stirring up that kind of trouble. However, if you do see that feller, Gam, let me know. He owes us money.
 

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Hi Gam :hi:

Welcome to this here saloon where all sorts of stuff flies (music, fists, bullets....monkey poo)

WHat's that, Dan? Why don't we toss some money at the bar to pay for our drinks?




*sneaks out of saloon*
 

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Ah, someone new I see. :welcome: Gam.

Get back here, Cella!


Miss Syno! Rain! We have rain this morning, I can't believe it. I think I'm going to cry. :cry:
 

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hey Dan? I need to borrow a pair of boots...got any in my size?
 

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Funny you should mention that...

**opens up mop closet and boots come falling out**

Take your pick. They're all mostly yours anyway.

Business in ol' Mexico has been slow this week, cause of a mangy chihuahua spreadin' rumors about there quality, last I heard.
 
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*holds up pair*


OO! I rememeber these! They were some of my favorites!

*sniffs*


What's that smell? Did you wear them, Dan?
 

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How dare you insinuate that I would wear girly boots.

*walks off*

Man, these heels are killin' me.
 

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:roll:


I know, right!?
 

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*Kicks open swinging doors...picks up bar stool and slams it into mirror behind bar...heaves a table into new piana*

Did I hear somebody use the words "mangy" and "Chihuahua" in the same sentence? Hmm? Did I? Did I?

*spit*
 

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Yeah you did!

*spit*

**pulls shotgun up from under the bar**

Now I'll be takin' what you owe me for the mirror, the piana, table, and the stool.

*spit*

Besides, they said it was a mangy chihuahua, not a haggis chihuahua.
 

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*crawls out of piana missing an arm*


*shrugs*



It's only a flesh wound.
 

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Yeah you did!

*spit*

**pulls shotgun up from under the bar**

Now I'll be takin' what you owe me for the mirror, the piana, table, and the stool.

*spit*

Besides, they said it was a mangy chihuahua, not a haggis chihuahua.

Oh.

Musta meant my cousin Huggis, the pirate.

Carry on, then.

*tosses five cent piece onto bar...leaves*
 

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Wait a sec.

What about Cella's arm? You through the table at the paina, so you should pay the doc to sow her arm back on.
 
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*yells back to Haggis*

The Massage will only be half as good!"