The Bent Nail Saloon.

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No! KemoSabe, we must be careful, Dances with ATM Fees is a dangerous man.
 

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Don't forget to tune in for next week's episode, "Danger At Buffalo Gap"! Will the Loan Ranger get there in time to save little Sally Sue's kitten from the rampaging path of a charging buffalo - his old arch-nemesis whose Visa card he'd thought was long expired?
 

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Thank you, thank you, I will be playing the saloon all week.
 

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Thank you, thank you, I will be playing the saloon all week.

:roll:

I was about to voice my sadness that the repartee had ceased. Tried to come up with some other pun about the Loan Ranger and the buffalo, but I couldn't do it. The buffalo would have to be pretty stupid to go up against a notorious crime fighter. Since buffalo are related to cattle, would that make him a *cough* oxymoron?

:D
 

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Not in my bar, you don't You think you'd have learned by now.

**Hooks snow plow to chihuey**

Mush.
 

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Here, lemme show ya. *pulls out own gun*

:guns: Here we g-

*BANG*

...Sorry about that there mirror, bartender.
 

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Not cleaning that up. RC, you owe for a new mirror.
 

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Holy scrap, someone who actually pays, and not from the money I already have in the til.
 

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Holy scrap, someone who actually pays, and not from the money I already have in the til.

Hey, I didn't know that was an option. :evil

Nah, I do pay for what I break. Expensive habit for a clumsy person, but I manage. :p

*uncocks his revolver and slides it back into his holster*

Oh. Coins to PAY the bar tab with.

That's different.

I thought he stacked them up for us to shoot at.

:ROFL:

... Wait a minute... "He"?

:tongue
 

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Oh. orry. The letter between a and d on my keyboard i n't working.

:D

:ROFL: AWESOME.

Seriously, though, a visitor at work yesterday called me "he"...and she was standing right down the hall, not on the other side of a computer. *face twitches*

I mean, I work at an animal shelter, so I was wearing jeans and boots and a flannel shirt, not heels and makeup...but...let's just say I am blersed (blessed/cursed) with anything but a boyish figure. :e2fairy:

Granted, the lady was somewhat distracted at the moment by Muggins the resident Saint Bernard...but gah...really?

:e2paperba :gone:
 

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*ambles into the saloon...sees nobody around...walks behind the bar...grabs the money in the til fer "protection" and pours self a shot of rotgut*

*spit*
 

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*ambles into the saloon...sees nobody around...walks behind the bar...grabs the money in the til fer "protection" and pours self a shot of rotgut*

*spit*
Ya know, marshal, there's going to come a day when they have these little cameras up in the corner and they're gonna catch you dipping in the till. Not sure how soon that'll be considering now you have to stay motionless for days to get a good picture.
 

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Ya know, marshal, there's going to come a day when they have these little cameras up in the corner and they're gonna catch you dipping in the till. Not sure how soon that'll be considering now you have to stay motionless for days to get a good picture.

Tried (failed) to come up with some good joke, relating to the infamous 1881 Gunfight At Fly's Photographic Studio. (Hoping somebody else besides me will get that. >.> RC can hope.)