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And whose bright idea was it to bury me out back?


*spit*
 

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I never stole the Bent Nail, Dan'l had to mosey out of town so he turned it over to my tender care.

And when was the last time one of you reprobates paid your tab? Collectively the tabs around here are rivaling the national debt.

I think I dun paid m' tab jus' a little while ago wit' some Spanish gold piece I st..., er, found out in the desert.

And then agin wit' installin' the moat and gittin' them thar gators and sech.
 

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Ferret ain't good eatin'. It's stringy, tough, and gamey.

An' Dan'l's been daid too long. Looks like he's startin' t' git a might, um, on the rancid side. Must be t' lack o' alcohol out there on t' lone prairie or in that ditch y'll dun dumped him in w'out no proper service or nuttin'.

See, y'll gots t' say the words or there ain't no tellin' what might come back <points at Dan>.
 

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Cowboy, I had nothing to do with you being buried out back. It's me, you can trust me.

Haggis, you mange-covered rat.


Greg, you never paid your tab. That Spanish Gold was candy and the chocolate was old and moldy. And no eating the Ferret, he just came back from who knows where.
 

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Dan'l's a bit ripe. Seems to me weren't enough lime used.

You don't suppose he'd be willin' to climb back inta that there hole, do ya?
 

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We can always dunk him in the horse trough
 

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Greg, get the lime
 

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*spit*

I feel so loved

*spit*
 

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Thing is, we don't need no gators pizened. Them green thangs, like whut Dan'l is now, could bite one of them darlings and then where would we be? We don't need no undead gators.
 

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*spit*

I feel so loved

*spit*

What? we need lime for the Margaritas.
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<Hands Reg a bottle o' tequila and some fresh cut lime wedges. Hands Haggis a bag o' lime, pauses then hands Haggis a bottle o' tequila and a handful o' lime wedges>

See'n as how we's be the only ones about, I figger a little drink before the reburyin' might be suitable.

Well, maybe a lot o' drink...

Hey, how come Haggis is wearin' a "Team Cray" hat? Ain't he still dead? Cray, I mean, not Haggis. We know the little doggie dun be deader'n a mackerel.
 
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No, cray is alive and completed the Lake Tahoe Iron Man Triathlon.
 

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Then where did the little weirdo go?
 

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Then who's that cylindrical guy leaking all over the place? Spits a lot too.
 

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That must be one of his ancestors. Batteries ain't been invented yet. Well, I mean, we got leyden jars and all, but we ain't got no batteries to speak of.
 

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THIS is how you return to the Bent Nail.

**Slaps Cowboy**