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    It's Haggis' fault. I'm pretty sure he invited me here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by FOTSGreg View Post
    It's Haggis' fault. I'm pretty sure he invited me here.

    You know better than to listen to me.
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    Morning all!

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    Reg! What's new in the world?

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    *looks at Haggis*





    WHOA! You've let yourself go there, marshal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    Reg! What's new in the world?

    Well, you've seen Haggis so...
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    I need a drink after seein' that... Mebbe' a whole lotta' drinks.

    Have they invented brain bleach here yet?

    Maybe a .45 caliber lobotomy?

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    <chirping of crickets>

    Da-amn! This place has been abandoned.

    <evil laughter>

    Time t' hire me some new dance hall girls, reorganize the bar, stock it with the real stuff, and get settled in fer a long spell.

    Needs t' dig me a new fortr..., er, basement underneath here's too.

    Seeing' as hows nobody's 'round these parts these days I'd best get to it.

    <pulls out newfangled remodeling equipment and starts hammering away>

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    *spit*
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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    <hides pick and shovel, throws tarp over enormous hole in floor, nudges case of good whiskey back under bar>

    Why, Marshal. What brings you hereabouts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    I think the Marshal needs a lozenge.
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    I think the Marshal needs a lozenge.
    A beer would work.

    Where's Reg? We need our beertender.
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    Greg, you best not be messing with my bar.


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    Thankee, ma'am.

    *slurp*

    *spit*
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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    You're welcome and quit spitting.
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    What am I supposed to do with this chaw of terbaccy?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
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    Find cray and spit on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Find cray and spit on him.
    Makes sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Greg, you best not be messing with my bar.


    Your beer, Marshal
    What bar? There's a bar round these parts?

    <whistles>

    <spit>

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    Yes, the bar Greg, you know, the thing you're trying to dismantle. Again with the spitting.
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    I'm not dismantling. I'm, um, improving. Y'll didn't have no wine cellar so's I started puttin' one in.

    It can double as a tornado shelter or root cellar too, keeps the beer colder down thar, and I kin hide mah explo..., I means I kin store stuff down there too.



    <hock, choke, gurgle, spit, wipe>

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    You are not, I repeat not, bringing the bodies from the Horror Hounds to stash in my root cellar. Take 'em back before they start stinking up the place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    You are not, I repeat not, bringing the bodies from the Horror Hounds to stash in my root cellar. Take 'em back before they start stinking up the place.
    I thought you were looking for more customers.
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