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    Hey! There ya are, all back to normal.

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    What's a KitchenAide? Is that like a dance hall girl dolled up in one o' them newfangled French maid outfits? This here saloon could use one o' them there.

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    Hey, we're plannin' a party up in the Horror Hounds forum. It's a themed party about pirates an' all the Western forum's wenches are invited.

    Arrrr!

    We be rollin' out t' mains'l and polishin' t' Cap'n's wheel an' cleanin' up t' poopdeck (which ain't really for poopin' ye lubbers) an' gittin't Cap'n's gig all ready t' receive vis'tors.

    Wenches an' dance hall girls only though.

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    It ain't really fer dat, Haggis.

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    What's teh point then?
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    That's just what it's called, not what it's for. It's French, go figure, and stems from the Latin puppis meaning "stern" or rear.

    Yeah, like that's gonna' help the argument any...

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Merry New, er Happy Chris, um, Thanksye..., durnitall, what were in dat 'der eggnog?

    Merry Christmas!

    We'll be havin' special sacri..., er, services o'er at the church t'nite. Y'll could certainly use a little churchin' up.

    There will be beer.

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    There anything hard to drink in here?

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    Depends.

    What year is it now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    There anything hard to drink in here?

    *looks up from whiskey*



    *spit*









    i bet you can't drink that.
    *nods in the general direction of the peeanna*

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    There anything hard to drink in here?

    The coffee's been sitting in the pot for two weeks and started to eat it's way through.
    Or were you thinking of something that wouldn't cause massive internal hemorrhaging?
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    *looks at the coffee*

    Yeah... I think I'll pass on that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Not cleaning that up.
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    I expect it'll dry up on its own eventually.
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    *slumps at bar*

    Barkeep, give me a shot of Sarsaparilla. Make it a double.

    The market I've been waiting years to crack closed to submissions permanently.
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Sorry to hear that, Wicked. Here you go, on the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I expect it'll dry up on its own eventually.
    It's more likely it'll crawl off into some damp spot on its own...

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    Horror is starting to creep back into the saloon, it sounds like.

    *spit*

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    Not sure it ever left.

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    Yeah. You're probably right.


    *spit*

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