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    Quote Originally Posted by Ari Meermans View Post
    Seems what we need is an undead pie-annie player.
    Now, see, that there makes sense. Never thought of that before. I probably ought to check over in the Hounds Forum to see if any of them knows how to play My Gal Sal.
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    Bet they know how ta slay 'er.

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    We're getting another piana player? It's about time.

    **Makes note not to stand near piana player**
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    <walks in leading walking corpse dressed in striped shirt with garters on sleeves>

    Seein' as how's I knows a few o' the Hounds, purely by coincidence o' course, I figger'd I bring this'n here ole' thing o'er an' have it sit down and play fer a bit.

    <sits thing down at player piano, sets its hands on keyboard and it begins to play "My Old Kentucky Home">

    It knows a whole buncha' songs. Just whack it upside a the head t' change selections. It don't mind none. Just be sure t' keeps yer arms, legs, fingers, pretty much everythin' outta' reach o' them jaws. They's like a meat cleaver they is.

    When it gets hungry, jes' throw it a hunk o' raw beef an' it'll settle down...some...

    <chains walking dead critter to player piano>

    Don't mess wit' them thar' chains none. They's, um, special.

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    Well okay, we have a pianer player
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiz_Mee View Post
    Yo! Tiz!

    Happy Birfday, y'all.
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    Nice!
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    Aww happy birthday tizzy. I'm sorry I missed it. I don't get online much these days.
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    Holy carp, the Englishman was here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Holy carp, the Englishman was here.

    What??? An Englishman? Where???
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    Chute 'em, Lizbet. Chute 'em.
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Holy carp, the Englishman was here.
    Nope. The Cowboy was here

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    And I was somewhere else, dammit
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    An Englishman? Don't they ride sidesaddle or something?

    And a piana player?

    What's this saloon comin to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow_Ferret View Post
    An Englishman? Don't they ride sidesaddle or something?

    And a piana player?

    What's this saloon comin to?
    Every saloon's got to have an Englishman. For comic relief if nothing else. And you gotta have a pianer player too. I mean, you got to have someone who's gonna get shot when the bad guy comes to town.
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    I thought that was why you had unlimited paw regeneration abilities.
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    *turn, tap, turn*


    The Englishman and a pianer player can only mean one thing...



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    If any of the horror hounds show up offering barbecue do not accept. Their firing up another noob.
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    Nothing wrong with a little long pork.
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    Horror hounds, sheesh. Just keep your BBQ out of the Bent Nail. It takes forever to get the smell of barbecued noob out of the place.
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    Actually, that's the odor of burning copper and iron from all the blood...

    Of course, the decaying sprays, rivulets, and pools do tend to add their own ambiance to our place...

    If y'all'd come t' church more offen ya' yahoos might get used t' it an' even learn t' like it.

    Raw, er, "beef" marinated in soy sauce. Fresh, er, "calf's" liver straight outta' the critter. Ground, er, "beef" raw and marinated in onion, garlic, and barbecue sauce...

    Yum!

    The church has a, um, "feed" ev'ry Sunday. Y'all need t' comes by and fill up.

    There'll be beer. There's always beer...


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    Gee, what an offer, Greg, thanks so much. Me in a church? You really want to be struck down by eternal damnation and all that.
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    Reg. Please say you are still here somewhere?

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