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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I believe he does unspeakable things to them.
    *tap, kick, turn*


    Oh, he uses sign language...



    impressive.
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatieJ View Post
    A few years back, we had sheep and they lambed late March, early April. We rented some of our land to a local farmer, and his calves usually hit the ground in April - but it was in Iowa and a lot cooler than where you are.

    So do you castrate and ear tag them?
    Not until branding. That's usually in June. Old timers used to do it when they were yearlings.

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    So you have nothing to do these days, right?

    Maybe we should figure out what Greg is up to, what with all that staggering around with blood all over him....
    “Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.” Winston Churchill


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    Nope. Not much, until the fields dry up enough to get out in them.
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    I was attacked. Attacked, I say!

    Haggis sic'ed a pack of little chainsaws with paws on me. I think I outran the little devils though.

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    I was thinking if we ever needed to liven up the saloon, we could invite this guy.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MhZj...eature=related

    But looking around, I'm not sure he could compete.
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Quote Originally Posted by FOTSGreg View Post
    I was attacked. Attacked, I say!

    Haggis sic'ed a pack of little chainsaws with paws on me. I think I outran the little devils though.
    A pack of chainsaws with paws - are you talking about his pups?
    “Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.” Winston Churchill


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    Beware! Stranger wandering into the saloon. Looking for the demon that wandered out of Miss Kitty Sunday. I done read all about it in that there story posted in SYW - suckered me in thinking it was about hunger. But now I'm out looking for the demon. Nasty one!
    "Nothing ventured, nothing gained."

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    Yes, Katy. Don't let their cute little faces or silly costumes fool ya'. They're demons on four paws.

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    Someone call for a demon?

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    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    That is just wrong on every level
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    Not if you're a demon too.
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    Yeah, I think even then
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    I missed Reg!

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    I'm hoping to be back in the fold by next week.
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    I'm a demon, he's a demon, don'cha wanna be a demon too?



    *tickles the ivories with a feather duster*

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    Don't encourage him.
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    Hmmm, encouraging Haggis...

    I think Beggin' Strips might do the trick...

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    Reg was here and I was out. WHY?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FOTSGreg View Post







    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    Reg was here and I was out. WHY?!
    The universe is conspiring against us
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    A copy of my western parody short story "Showdown" sold on Amazon sometime in the last 24 hours. Its current ranking is just over 146k. Another big "Thank you" to my readers.

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    Good job, Greg!

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    This is Friday night. (Okay, Saturday morning.) Shouldn't this saloon be opened until at least 2 am?

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    Heck, people wander in and out of here at such odd hours one would think they owned the place.

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