I thank you for the drink Mister-Barkeep, gimme a sasparilly fer the lady, and make it snappy!
Sure is a purty dress you're wearin', ma'am.
<twirls gun to impress, accidentally shoots piano player>
-Derek
My, you do have skills with that, I'm certain that none here have skills quite like that!
*stiffles a laugh by drinking the sarsaparilla*