The Bent Nail Saloon.

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Barkeep, gimme a sasparilly fer the lady, and make it snappy!

Sure is a purty dress you're wearin', ma'am.

<twirls gun to impress, accidentally shoots piano player>

-Derek
I thank you for the drink Mister-

My, you do have skills with that, I'm certain that none here have skills quite like that!

*stiffles a laugh by drinking the sarsaparilla*
 

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This here show off botherin' you ma'am.
 

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*looks over at haggis and cray*

Boys. What's this Im hearin' about you two wearin' dresses and ridin' side saddles.
 
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*rests hands on irons*


you ain't been hearing nothin, i reckon.
 

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Ain't us, Dan.

*spit*

It's that fancy-dancy city slicker, quickWit. Why, I hear tell he even takes a bath every week.

Them folks from back east just don't belong.

*spit*
 

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Quickwit, huh? Well, alright then. For a second there I thought you boys was goin' all frufru on me.
 

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Gotta watch out for a varmint named dpaterso too. Feller talks funny, like that Maverick cousin used to.
 

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Gotta watch out for a varmint named dpaterso too. Feller talks funny, like that Maverick cousin used to.


crazy as popcorn on a hot stove too.
that one.
 

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That quickWit feller? He puts filters on his smokes.

Wuss.

Barkeep! Three more for me and my friends.

*hands over Rolling Thunders American Express*
 

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Hey, just what kind of salon is this? I came in to get my cuticles done, and what do I find but the girl who usually applies the gloss hanging on the front porch, and I swear there's a doggy that keeps sniffing at my be-rhinestoned fingers. I need a drink!
 

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thank you, kindly, haggis.


*downs whiskey*



i'm off.
riding south fer a few days.


*tips hat*



*spit*



*disappears*
 

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Hey, just what kind of salon is this? I came in to get my cuticles done, and what do I find but the girl who usually applies the gloss hanging on the front porch, and I swear there's a doggy that keeps sniffing at my be-rhinestoned fingers. I need a drink!

Barkeep, a shot for the newcomer.

Stongest stuff ya got.
 

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That quickWit feller? He puts filters on his smokes.

Wuss.

Barkeep! Three more for me and my friends.

*hands over Rolling Thunders American Express*

Filters? what are them?
 

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Hey, just what kind of salon is this? I came in to get my cuticles done, and what do I find but the girl who usually applies the gloss hanging on the front porch, and I swear there's a doggy that keeps sniffing at my be-rhinestoned fingers. I need a drink!

Dip your fingers in this here Rot Gut Whisky solution, missy, whilst I go into the back room and escape get my emery board.

*sneaks out of saloon*
 

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Hmmm... You know, looking around... it's just you, me and Stew21 in here.

I believe we have been presented with an opportunity.
 

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Better get 'em in quick before the bar shuts for the weekend!

-Derek
 

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*cough* One of the Sheriff's boys just walked in... Let's discuss the plan over by the fire... *cough*

These grits sure are tasty, mmm mmm.