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    Aw, dang it, Haggis, don't go gettin' all weepy on us. I hates to see a grown dog cry. 'Specially when he ain't wearin' no pants. Makes me wanna diaper him.

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    Nah. I'm saving that particular fantasy until I get really old.
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Thanks for all your hard work, Haggis! You are the best mod ever!

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    But by then you might not even be able to appreciate it all proper-like. No fun if ya actually need the diaper.

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    *imagines Haggis in a diaper*

    *twitches and stumbles back out the door*
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    What in the hell, wicked!

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    *Lasso's Reg*


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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    What in the hell, wicked!

    That's my address, don't forget the postage.
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    *imagines Haggis in a diaper*

    *twitches and stumbles back out the door*
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Thanks for all your hard work, Haggis! You are the best mod ever!

    Stewie the Chihuey
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    Ahhhh!
    *picks up power drill, to try and remove the image from her brain*
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Here, pass that drill down this way when you're done.
    Last edited by CDaniel; 04-17-2012 at 01:45 AM.

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    Is it battery powered?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiz_Mee View Post

    Darn the technological limitations.

    Gimme a double shot of sarsaparilla . . . and leave the bottle.
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Are you sure? You know what happened to ya on the 4th of July.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    Are you sure? You know what happened to ya on the 4th of July.

    We won't speak of that. Sarsaparilla doesn't make me frisky like. Besides, someone spiked my drink with rattlesnake venom.

    *guards glass, and takes a suspicious look around the room*
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    It was probably that chihuahua over there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    Is it battery powered?
    Um, are there batteries? I don't want to do research. I have damaged brain cells today.

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    Where's that one fellar? The one who looks like a battery. Maybe he can help us out here.

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    I'm trying to use what's left of my cells to summon the infinite powers of the mighty one that we might have.....juice.

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    Mac?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiz_Mee View Post
    I'm trying to use what's left of my cells to summon the infinite powers of the mighty one that we might have.....juice.

    *points out the door to the cactus patch*

    There you go. All the juice you can squeeze.

    *hands Tiz a pair of pliers and a glass pitcher*
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Are we talking batteries or Mcdonald's here? Bc I could go for either at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    *points out the door to the cactus patch*

    There you go. All the juice you can squeeze.

    *hands Tiz a pair of pliers and a glass pitcher*

    *looks around for a man to do the work for me*

    ah yes, over there's one

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    *looks over shoulder*

    Where?

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    pfft

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