The Bent Nail Saloon.

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If it hisses, rises from the floor, and inflates a hood, hug it. It's just being friendly.

If it's black or brown, and about 6 ft long, it's also friendly. Give it a hug and cuddle up.

If it's about 6-inches long to 2 ft, green, and seems curious, just reach out and pet it on the head. It'll love you right back.
 

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Poke the snake with a stick.



I think I read that somewhere

**starts poking snake with a stick**

OUCH!


Hey, reg, did it say how long that stick should be


**starts getting wozzy**

I may need Ratchet :D
 

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**starts poking snake with a stick**

OUCH!


Hey, reg, did it say how long that stick should be


**starts getting wozzy**

I may need Ratchet :D
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**wozzy**

Hey, she ain't bad lookin ;)
 

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Maybe that should have been don't poke the snake with a stick.

**Steps over fallen Cowboy**


Hmm, I may need to reread that.
 

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**starts puking**


What kinda snake was that?
 

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Not cleaning that up

Someone give the Cowboy a bucket.
 

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I thought I was pucking in a bucket





Ooops! Sorry Haggis. It was your hat.
 

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There we go.

Okay, don't no one open the closet door.
 

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Nah, it just way overindulges and passes out for a while
 

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Well, in that case...

*steps over passed out people*

Excuse me while I snag myself a cowboy ;)
 

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Snag away. We have a real good assortment
 

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**pours a cup of coffee**
 

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We have coffee. Holy carp. I thought we only served rotgut and flaming drinks. One of these days I have got to check out the inventory. Where's the stupid store room?
 

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The store room used to be through that door behind the bar. You know, that one that goes straight to the outside now.

Well you see I had put in a rock floor in that room to keep a certain undead marshal, I won't name names (HAGGIS) from digging in there and stealing my entire supply. In retaliation he took the whole room off the side of the buliding. :rant:
 

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Shhhhh...

I don't need Haggis knowing about whats really in the outhouse.
 

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So, you're hiding the good stuff, ehh, Cowboy?