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    If it hisses, rises from the floor, and inflates a hood, hug it. It's just being friendly.

    If it's black or brown, and about 6 ft long, it's also friendly. Give it a hug and cuddle up.

    If it's about 6-inches long to 2 ft, green, and seems curious, just reach out and pet it on the head. It'll love you right back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Poke the snake with a stick.



    I think I read that somewhere
    **starts poking snake with a stick**

    OUCH!


    Hey, reg, did it say how long that stick should be


    **starts getting wozzy**

    I may need Ratchet

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    **starts poking snake with a stick**

    OUCH!


    Hey, reg, did it say how long that stick should be


    **starts getting wozzy**

    I may need Ratchet
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    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
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    **wozzy**

    Hey, she ain't bad lookin

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    Maybe that should have been don't poke the snake with a stick.

    **Steps over fallen Cowboy**


    Hmm, I may need to reread that.
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    **starts puking**


    What kinda snake was that?

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    Not cleaning that up

    Someone give the Cowboy a bucket.
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    What color was it? The snake that is, not the bucket.

    Dan'l, yer lookin' a might peeked there...

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    I thought I was pucking in a bucket





    Ooops! Sorry Haggis. It was your hat.

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    I'll clean it up

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    There we go.

    Okay, don't no one open the closet door.

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    This place up and died.

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    Nah, it just way overindulges and passes out for a while
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    Well, in that case...

    *steps over passed out people*

    Excuse me while I snag myself a cowboy

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    Snag away. We have a real good assortment
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiz_Mee View Post
    Well, in that case...

    *steps over passed out people*

    Excuse me while I snag myself a cowboy

    Tiz, I just gotta ask, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgP0FZwFrJY
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    Wicked, then I'll just have to answer, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IKctERdPl8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiz_Mee View Post
    Wicked, then I'll just have to answer, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IKctERdPl8

    Good policy.
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    *pours self a drink since ain't no one else to do it*

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    **pours a cup of coffee**

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    We have coffee. Holy carp. I thought we only served rotgut and flaming drinks. One of these days I have got to check out the inventory. Where's the stupid store room?
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    The store room used to be through that door behind the bar. You know, that one that goes straight to the outside now.

    Well you see I had put in a rock floor in that room to keep a certain undead marshal, I won't name names (HAGGIS) from digging in there and stealing my entire supply. In retaliation he took the whole room off the side of the buliding.

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    I 'spose you could use the outhouse out back. looks like most of the locals use the alley anyways.

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    Shhhhh...

    I don't need Haggis knowing about whats really in the outhouse.

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    So, you're hiding the good stuff, ehh, Cowboy?
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