The Bent Nail Saloon.

We needs us a town drunk too, and a fiddly, fumbly deputy.

We're all town drunks aren't we?

I'm fiddly and fumbly, and misspelly too.


But I don't think you want to deputize me. I can't shoot straight.

Barney? Barney Fife? Is that you?

CDaniel said:

Yes I did.

I'm sorry, Reg

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Hey, you are avatarless! Is that an improvement? Maybe you are on your way to being forgiven?

I brought you a present.

Me likes presents... Now, can I make your day?

Ah, all is right with the world.....

Now, time for our reading, rithmatic, and what was that other thing.... Oh, yes, riting!

FOTSGreg said:

Me likes presents... Now, can I make your day?

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I rather someone make something to eat.

<looks around for someone to barbecue, sizes Tiz Mee up>

I'm sure I could whip something up...

<starts sharpening large knife>

Let's see, last week I made my friend (seen awhile ago in my avvie) top sirloin stuffed with yellow bell peppers, green onions, garlic, Swiss, and cheddar cheese. The week before that she got spaghetti, and the week before that it was tacos. This week she gets shrimp Alfredo with broccoli, roasted bell peppers, garlic, and linguini. It's her birthday on Friday so I'm kinda' going all in for her this time.

Now, we need a good spit (not the kind we normally do around here), one about six feet long, some wood, and a place to start the fire. The street outside will make a nice spot. We can invite the Hounds over. They enjoy a good barbecue.

I'll get busy setting up some tables. Anyone got some of those fancy checkered tablecloths? Red to hide the blo... I mean the BBQ sauce.

I being cooked?

*goes and rolls in manure*

Tiz_Mee said:

I being cooked?

*goes and rolls in manure*

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They just call that seasoning in these parts.

CDaniel said:

Roasted spider I hear is delicacy in some parts

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Speaking of being roasted . . .

I invite everyone to stop by the Royalty thread in Office Party, and wish Queen Ambrosia a happy reign for the week.


Cause it's likely the only distraction big enough to keep my head on my shoulders.

Mmm, roasted spider. We'll stick that on the menu too.

<starts sprinkling seasonings over Tiz Mee>

FOTSGreg said:

Mmm, roasted spider. We'll stick that on the menu too.

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I've got your spider right here, ya snake oil salesman.



*makes note to put chiggers in Daniel's fruit of the looms, for insinuating violence upon my being*

Wicked, you ain't read mah book Hatchings have you?

Giant Green Lynx Spiders, giant wolf spiders, giant beetles, ants the size of mice in huge swarms, it's all in there.



That girl would make some mighty fine eatin'.

The fairy too...