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    Noooo! I beg you!

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    <Drags burlap bag full o' somethin' 'wriggley' behind bar, hits it with a club a coupla' times, rolls it underneath bar>

    That oughta' keep things down fer 'bout 48 hours or so. Don't worry none 'bout it if the flies start gatherin'. It won't complain none.

    <lays on another couple of hits with the club, downs shot at bar, <spits>, wanders on out to street readin' holy book>

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    Quote Originally Posted by FOTSGreg View Post
    <Drags burlap bag full o' somethin' 'wriggley' behind bar, hits it with a club a coupla' times, rolls it underneath bar>

    That oughta' keep things down fer 'bout 48 hours or so. Don't worry none 'bout it if the flies start gatherin'. It won't complain none.

    <lays on another couple of hits with the club, downs shot at bar, <spits>, wanders on out to street readin' holy book>
    *whispers*

    omg. Haggis?

    *pokes the bag*

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    <pokes head back in bar>

    'tain't Haggis, Missy. Now, you just best be leavin' that thing alone. It's in there tight right now. Trapped all well and proper like. But, if you pokes a hole in the bag, things are likely t' leak out. Bad things. Things that wriggle n' crawl an' gets in ya' when yer sleepin'. Just leave it lie. It won't start smellin' fer a few days if'n ya' leaves it alone... It might scream a bit, now and then. Don't mean nothin'. Just leave it be...

    <opens up holy book and starts on back down street reading' and mutterin' in some unknown language>

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    Yes sir!

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    Hmm.

    *investigates wriggly, squishy, bag on the floor*

    Well slap my rump and call me Pandora.
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    *slap*

    Whatcha doing, pandora?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    *slap*

    Whatcha doing, pandora?

    Openin' a bag full of trouble.
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Is that all

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    Is that all

    You know, the usual.
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    Openin' a bag full of trouble.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    You know, the usual.


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    This place is just full of trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    This place is just full of trouble.
    Yep, cause Wicked is leavin' it outa the bag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    Noooo! I beg you!
    **Snerk**
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    Hi Reg, did you know Del wrote you a eulogy in Cabaret? I told him you weren't dead but...

    Hi, how's thing?
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Morning, PD. I did see his tribute/eulogy. I don't know how to thank him, or why for that matter.

    How things?
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Morning, PD. I did see his tribute/eulogy. I don't know how to thank him, or why for that matter.

    How things?
    Pretty good.

    My dog is getting old and seems to be developing morning indigestion. She's at that stage where she only wants the nice wet food, or the goodies - and the kibble irritates her throat. So she's coughing a bit.

    I'm keeping an eye on her.
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Ohh, I hope your dog is going to be okay. Can she eat the kibble if you soak them in warm water and soften them a bit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Ohh, I hope your dog is going to be okay. Can she eat the kibble if you soak them in warm water and soften them a bit?
    Yeah, but she's a stinker. She'll hold out for the wet, even when her tummy is growling.

    She just had 3 biscuits an half a slice of white bread. The bread stopped the coughing.

    Only dog I've ever had that wouldn't pick scraps up off the floor. She'll wait for you to pick them up and feed em to her. Always has.
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    Someone is spoiled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Someone is spoiled.
    well, I got her when she was 4 yrs old, from a shelter, and she was already like that. She ate grudgingly for them, but not much - and then after we got her home she never was one to chase food across the floor. Not even hamburger/chicken/cheese crumbles.

    She doesn't have to lick the floor clean either. Leaves crumbs everywhere.
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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    All ours have been rescues. 1 used to eat kibble one at a time. She'd pick up each kibble walk down the hall, eat it and come back for another
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Someone is spoiled.
    I wondered what that was.

    They have these things, we call them baths, someone might want to try it once in awhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    All ours have been rescues. 1 used to eat kibble one at a time. She'd pick up each kibble walk down the hall, eat it and come back for another
    Yup all the dogs and cats have been rescues.

    All great animals.

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    Dear God, Thank you for keeping me together when I'm falling apart.


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    *walks into the saloon*

    A saucer of milk barkeep



    **eyes the mouse in the corner of the room**

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