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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiz_Mee View Post
    As ugly as it is, I can't stop staring at it. It has some mind control thing about it, drawing me in like a weird Steven King novel.

    I need to go wash my brain out.

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    Hey, barkeep! Got anything back there that resembles descent food?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiz_Mee View Post
    As ugly as it is, I can't stop staring at it. It has some mind control thing about it, drawing me in like a weird Steven King novel.

    I need to go wash my brain out.
    Stop it, Dan. You're scaring the lady.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    Hey, barkeep! Got anything back there that resembles descent food?


    Marble cake?
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Stop it, Dan. You're scaring the lady.







    *holds up mirror to haggis*

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaK View Post
    Marble cake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    Hey, barkeep! Got anything back there that resembles descent food?

    Hardtack and moldy jerky?

    No, wait, that's what's in the bottom of my saddlebags.
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post







    *holds up mirror to haggis*
    *preens*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked View Post
    Hardtack and moldy jerky?

    No, wait, that's what's in the bottom of my saddlebags.
    We'll take it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    *preens*

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    I was right. Marble cake IS bad for your teeth.

    You can borrow Penny's if you want. She don't need em no more.

    Someone get that guy a drool rag.

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    Hmm. You know what I've noticed?

    This here establishment lacks music.

    Not to worry. I found something in honor of the contest.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGoii...eature=related
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    This one seems pretty appropriate for this joint too.
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    I haven't heard that one in ages.
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    This one seems pretty appropriate for this joint too.

    I don't know. You all are kind of an unstable bunch. Maybe something more like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VKdw...eature=related
    I do horrible things to punctuation.
    If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass.
    You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    This one seems pretty appropriate for this joint too.
    How bout this one, haggis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    How bout this one, haggis?
    Heh. If the Bent Nail ain't a low place, what is?

    Let me date myself with this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Heh. If the Bent Nail ain't a low place, what is?

    Let me date myself with this one.
    Well, with a face like that, who else would date you other than yourself, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiz_Mee View Post
    Well, with a face like that, who else would date you other than yourself, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiz_Mee View Post
    Well, with a face like that, who else would date you other than yourself, huh?
    I know what you're thinking. You're thinking no one is good enough for me. But I'm an equal opportunity Chihuahua. Y'all come. There's plenty of me to go around.
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    Not too bad a "save", chupahuey. Over to you, Tiz Mee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I know what you're thinking. You're thinking no one is good enough for me. But I'm an equal opportunity Chihuahua. Y'all come. There's plenty of me to go around.
    Well, not that I've been checking you out, but...seriously your looking a little emaciated. Like....Where's the beef?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiz_Mee View Post
    Well, not that I've been checking you out, but...seriously your looking a little emaciated. Like....Where's the beef?
    Well, not to brag, but you're only looking at a facial profile.
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    <comes in singin'>

    Oh, I got friends in low places, whar the whiskey drowns an' the beer chases...

    <looks around, *spit*>

    Whoops!

    <runs for exit>

    <stops, doubles over, hock, choke, swirl, spit, wipe with handy Chihuey, straightens up, continues running for door>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Well, not to brag, but you're only looking at a facial profile.
    I once was a dental assistant.

    Teeth, and more importantly, the gums play an important role in heart disease.

    Heart disease can cause problems with....uh...beef.

    Haggis, your teeth aren't looking too good.

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