The Bent Nail Saloon.

CDaniel · Mar 4, 2012

Ari Meermans said:
Dayum, Wicked, Dan wasn't aimin' for the arachnid.

ETA: Oops. Cross posted with Dan. Oh, well, looks like the mangy chup lives another day.

Not to worry, Ari. We'll get him :evil

Ari Meermans · Mar 4, 2012

FOTSGreg said:
<watches with considerable interest at the apparent Horror Hounds plague casting its shadow over the Western forum, nodds approval at the burial alive of CDaniel and subsequent attempts to slay him brutally, the chupacabra Chihuey's wooing of Wicked, the introduction of a rare spider, etc.>

"Yes, the plan is unfolding nicely," the stranger mutters as he exits the saloon.

<spit>

Y'all watch out for that dude ^. When you see <spit> he's talkin' roastin'.

Haggis · Mar 4, 2012

CDaniel said:
Not to worry, Ari. We'll get him

As if.

*disappears into the bowels of AW*

KatieJ · Mar 4, 2012

Thanks, guys, I feel all betterer. This is a damn fine establishment.

Wicked · Mar 4, 2012

CDaniel said:
I wasn't going to shoot the spider

Psst. Daniel. You're going to need the special bullets for that. Even nature wouldn't let something that ugly exist naturally. :tongue

FOTSGreg said:
the chupacabra Chihuey's wooing of Wicked, the introduction of a rare spider, etc.>

Whoa, whoa. Back those horses up. The chihuey was trying to get rid of me, by way of distraction, so as he could court the lovely Easterner.

Why? I have no bloody idea. :Shrug:

*ponders*

CDaniel · Mar 4, 2012

Haggis said:
As if.

*disappears into the bowels of AW*

You can run, but sooner or later you have to come back.

He always comes back :evil

Haggis · Mar 4, 2012

Wicked said:
Psst. Daniel. You're going to need the special bullets for that. Even nature wouldn't let something that ugly exist naturally.

Whoa, whoa. Back those horses up. The chihuey was trying to get rid of me, by way of distraction, so as he could court the lovely Easterner.

Why? I have no bloody idea. *ponders*

I'm afraid of spiders.

KatieJ · Mar 4, 2012

FOTSGreg said:
the chupacabra Chihuey's wooing of Wicked, ....<spit>

Hey, he was wooing ME, not Wicked. <spit>

and he was a perfect gentleman, 'cept for the fleas.

Wicked · Mar 4, 2012

Haggis said:
I'm afraid of spiders.

Well that explains it all.

Chihuey's afraid of me.

CDaniel · Mar 4, 2012

Now see what you've done, Haggis

There , there. :Hug2:

Haggis · Mar 4, 2012

Wicked said:
Well that explains it all.

Chihuey's afraid of me.

Now, now. You have a very attractive...um...carapace.

CDaniel · Mar 4, 2012

KatieJ said:
Thanks, guys, I feel all betterer. This is a damn fine establishment.

Ari Meermans · Mar 4, 2012

KatieJ said:
Thanks, guys, I feel all betterer. This is a damn fine establishment.

It is, isn't it? I can't believe it took me so long to find the place.

KatieJ · Mar 4, 2012

Haggis said:
Now, now. You have a very attractive...um...carapace.

See, now you got the wimmin fightin' over you. :evil

CDaniel · Mar 4, 2012

KatieJ said:
See, now you got the wimmin fightin' over you.

I'd stick to the whiskey around here and laying off the water. I think there's something in it

Ari Meermans · Mar 4, 2012

KatieJ said:
See, now you got the wimmin fightin' ~~over~~ you.

There. Fixt it for ya.

Ari Meermans · Mar 4, 2012

G'night, everyone. Old broads need their sleep. Take care.

CDaniel · Mar 4, 2012

Nite

KatieJ · Mar 4, 2012

Yup, me too. But I'll be back

regdog · Mar 5, 2012

Haggis said:
*buries Dan on the lone prarie*

*brushes off hands*

*stomps on the ground to make sure he stays buried*

Haggis said:
*hires construction crew*

*watches while construction crew lays down five tons of cement over the place what Dan'l's buried*

*spit*

Haggis said:
*sticks fire hose in last remaining entryway into Dan'l's burial ground...turns on hose full blast*

You never do anything half-assed, do you, puppeh.

**Looks around the Saloon**

It's going to take me hours to clean this mess up. And of course, no one left a tip.

Haggis · Mar 5, 2012

*spit*

regdog · Mar 5, 2012

Haggis, I just washed the floor!!!!

Haggis · Mar 5, 2012

Um...sorry.

It's Dan's fault.

regdog · Mar 5, 2012

Try again

Haggis · Mar 5, 2012

Um, Ari made me do it?

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