Ask for a sarsaparilla in a dirty glass, and twitch your left eye uncontrollably so it looks like you're a bit touched in the head.
Most sensible people won't mess with crazy.
Ask for a sarsaparilla in a dirty glass, and twitch your left eye uncontrollably so it looks like you're a bit touched in the head.
Most sensible people won't mess with crazy.
*Thumps glass with a finger*
*watches the split liquid burn the bar*
*Thumps glass with a finger*
*watches the split liquid burn the bar*
*looks at the barkeep*
*takes up glass*
To your health
*coughs*
*steam shoots out of ears*
*coughs*
Put a head on it.