Welcome to the AbsoluteWrite Water Cooler! Please read The Newbie Guide To Absolute Write

Thread: The Bent Nail Saloon.

  1. #11301
    Gone Fishing SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    51,335
    *spit*
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  2. #11302
    Kreon Starscream AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
    Posts
    44,909
    The bar's been empty for days and you show up to spit. Typical.
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

  3. #11303
    Gone Fishing SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    51,335
    What are you, one of them new fangled slot machines?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  4. #11304
    Kreon Starscream AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
    Posts
    44,909
    Yeah, why don't you see what pays off when you pull the lever.
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

  5. #11305
    thread stalker SuperModerator cray's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Post #37264
    Posts
    38,325
    tain't you got no smarts at all, haggis?


    we're accepting credit cards now.
    that thing there is the thingy-ma-bob for to be processing them.

    it connects to the internet and then to the cards secure website via vpn. it then complete the transaction and prints out a receipt for your records.




    *spit*

  6. #11306
    Gone Fishing SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    51,335
    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    tain't you got no smarts at all, haggis?


    we're accepting credit cards now.
    that thing there is the thingy-ma-bob for to be processing them.

    it connects to the internet and then to the cards secure website via vpn. it then complete the transaction and prints out a receipt for your records.




    *spit*
    Credit cards?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  7. #11307
    aka Skwirrel LaurieD's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    🌎
    Posts
    7,861
    *demonstrates use of new whatsit, orders truckloads of gourmet Valentine's chocolate, steel-toed boots, and assorted medieval dungeon accessories and implements, using the battery's credit card*

    See Haggis? Easy peasy.



    *spit*

  8. #11308
    Gone Fishing SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    51,335
    Quote Originally Posted by LaurieD View Post
    *demonstrates use of new whatsit, orders truckloads of gourmet Valentine's chocolate, steel-toed boots, and assorted medieval dungeon accessories and implements, using the battery's credit card*

    See Haggis? Easy peasy.



    *spit*
    You must be one of them eastern skwirrels.

    *spit*
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  9. #11309
    On a Classical groove! MrWrite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    There's a classical music concert going on in my head!
    Posts
    11,956
    *sput*

    I guess I need to practice my spitting.

    Psychic Witness In editing hell!.


    My new blog:
    https://iwritepsychicwitness.wordpre...ink-of-an-eye/

    I tweet: @PsychicWitness
    @4paths2wellness

    My website: www.4pathstowellness.com

  10. #11310
    On the Beach NinaK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    NJ
    Posts
    6,033
    *kick, turn, kick*



    *drags out the practice spittoon*
    Quote Originally Posted by Leukman View Post
    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    don't make me mod you, nina.

  11. #11311
    On a Classical groove! MrWrite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    There's a classical music concert going on in my head!
    Posts
    11,956
    Hi Nina, aren't your legs tired yet?
    Psychic Witness In editing hell!.


    My new blog:
    https://iwritepsychicwitness.wordpre...ink-of-an-eye/

    I tweet: @PsychicWitness
    @4paths2wellness

    My website: www.4pathstowellness.com

  12. #11312
    Kreon Starscream AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
    Posts
    44,909
    Holy carp, there's an Englishman in my bar
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

  13. #11313
    On the Beach NinaK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    NJ
    Posts
    6,033
    Mr. Write! So good to see you!



    I alternate tween' dancin' and shootin'



    They finally gave me a gun!



    Wanna see?
    Quote Originally Posted by Leukman View Post
    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    don't make me mod you, nina.

  14. #11314
    On a Classical groove! MrWrite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    There's a classical music concert going on in my head!
    Posts
    11,956
    *backs toward the door*

    they've obviously lost their collective minds!
    Psychic Witness In editing hell!.


    My new blog:
    https://iwritepsychicwitness.wordpre...ink-of-an-eye/

    I tweet: @PsychicWitness
    @4paths2wellness

    My website: www.4pathstowellness.com

  15. #11315
    On a Classical groove! MrWrite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    There's a classical music concert going on in my head!
    Posts
    11,956
    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Holy carp, there's an Englishman in my bar
    If you want, I can start with the fish puns again...


    Psychic Witness In editing hell!.


    My new blog:
    https://iwritepsychicwitness.wordpre...ink-of-an-eye/

    I tweet: @PsychicWitness
    @4paths2wellness

    My website: www.4pathstowellness.com

  16. #11316
    Gone Fishing SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    51,335
    Quote Originally Posted by MrWrite View Post
    If you want, I can start with the fish puns again...


    *borrows Nina's gun...shoots Englishman*
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  17. #11317
    Kreon Starscream AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
    Posts
    44,909
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    *borrows Nina's gun...shoots Englishman*
    **Buys the Marshal a drink**
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

  18. #11318
    On a Classical groove! MrWrite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    There's a classical music concert going on in my head!
    Posts
    11,956
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    *borrows Nina's gun...shoots Englishman*
    Frankly I am a'paw'lled at this a'paw'lling behaviour. I am very o'paw'sed to violence.
    Psychic Witness In editing hell!.


    My new blog:
    https://iwritepsychicwitness.wordpre...ink-of-an-eye/

    I tweet: @PsychicWitness
    @4paths2wellness

    My website: www.4pathstowellness.com

  19. #11319
    Gone Fishing SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    51,335
    Your arrival here cast a pawl across the place.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  20. #11320
    On a Classical groove! MrWrite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    There's a classical music concert going on in my head!
    Posts
    11,956
    paw'tever will I do?
    Psychic Witness In editing hell!.


    My new blog:
    https://iwritepsychicwitness.wordpre...ink-of-an-eye/

    I tweet: @PsychicWitness
    @4paths2wellness

    My website: www.4pathstowellness.com

  21. #11321
    Kreon Starscream AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
    Posts
    44,909
    **Shoots Englishman and the Marshal**
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

  22. #11322
    Gone Fishing SuperModerator Haggis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In your worst nightmare
    Posts
    51,335
    Oh, my Dawg. She done shot my paw.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    I don't care what anyone says - Haggis is HAWT!
    Stewie the Chihuey
    featuring the lovely and talented




  23. #11323
    Kreon Starscream AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
    Posts
    44,909
    Yes, yes she did. And she's happy about it
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

  24. #11324
    On a Classical groove! MrWrite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    There's a classical music concert going on in my head!
    Posts
    11,956
    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Yes, yes she did. And she's happy about it
    Some people are just easily pleased I guess. I mean, anyone who roots for the red sux...
    Psychic Witness In editing hell!.


    My new blog:
    https://iwritepsychicwitness.wordpre...ink-of-an-eye/

    I tweet: @PsychicWitness
    @4paths2wellness

    My website: www.4pathstowellness.com

  25. #11325
    Kreon Starscream AW Moderator regdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
    Posts
    44,909
    Shows how much you know, Englishman. I HATE the Red Sox and will until they give Terry Franconia a public apology.
    My Blog-Updated on 10/9/14 An Open Letter To Hasbro

    Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing

Page 453 of 540 FirstFirst ... 203353378403428443447448449450451452453454455456457458459463478503528 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Custom Search