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    The bar's been empty for days and you show up to spit. Typical.
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    What are you, one of them new fangled slot machines?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Yeah, why don't you see what pays off when you pull the lever.
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    tain't you got no smarts at all, haggis?


    we're accepting credit cards now.
    that thing there is the thingy-ma-bob for to be processing them.

    it connects to the internet and then to the cards secure website via vpn. it then complete the transaction and prints out a receipt for your records.




    *spit*

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    Quote Originally Posted by cray View Post
    tain't you got no smarts at all, haggis?


    we're accepting credit cards now.
    that thing there is the thingy-ma-bob for to be processing them.

    it connects to the internet and then to the cards secure website via vpn. it then complete the transaction and prints out a receipt for your records.




    *spit*
    Credit cards?
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Thanks for all your hard work, Haggis! You are the best mod ever!

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    *demonstrates use of new whatsit, orders truckloads of gourmet Valentine's chocolate, steel-toed boots, and assorted medieval dungeon accessories and implements, using the battery's credit card*

    See Haggis? Easy peasy.



    *spit*

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaurieD View Post
    *demonstrates use of new whatsit, orders truckloads of gourmet Valentine's chocolate, steel-toed boots, and assorted medieval dungeon accessories and implements, using the battery's credit card*

    See Haggis? Easy peasy.



    *spit*
    You must be one of them eastern skwirrels.

    *spit*
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    *sput*

    I guess I need to practice my spitting.

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    *kick, turn, kick*



    *drags out the practice spittoon*
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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    Hi Nina, aren't your legs tired yet?
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    Holy carp, there's an Englishman in my bar
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    Mr. Write! So good to see you!



    I alternate tween' dancin' and shootin'



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    Nina, my luv, you're brilliant!!!
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    don't make me mod you, nina.

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    *backs toward the door*

    they've obviously lost their collective minds!
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Holy carp, there's an Englishman in my bar
    If you want, I can start with the fish puns again...


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWrite View Post
    If you want, I can start with the fish puns again...


    *borrows Nina's gun...shoots Englishman*
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    *borrows Nina's gun...shoots Englishman*
    **Buys the Marshal a drink**
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    *borrows Nina's gun...shoots Englishman*
    Frankly I am a'paw'lled at this a'paw'lling behaviour. I am very o'paw'sed to violence.
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    Your arrival here cast a pawl across the place.
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    paw'tever will I do?
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    **Shoots Englishman and the Marshal**
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    Oh, my Dawg. She done shot my paw.
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Yes, yes she did. And she's happy about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by regdog View Post
    Yes, yes she did. And she's happy about it
    Some people are just easily pleased I guess. I mean, anyone who roots for the red sux...
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    Shows how much you know, Englishman. I HATE the Red Sox and will until they give Terry Franconia a public apology.
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