What are you, one of them new fangled slot machines?
tain't you got no smarts at all, haggis?
we're accepting credit cards now.
that thing there is the thingy-ma-bob for to be processing them.
it connects to the internet and then to the cards secure website via vpn. it then complete the transaction and prints out a receipt for your records.
*demonstrates use of new whatsit, orders truckloads of gourmet Valentine's chocolate, steel-toed boots, and assorted medieval dungeon accessories and implements, using the battery's credit card*
See Haggis? Easy peasy.
I guess I need to practice my spitting.
Hi Nina, aren't your legs tired yet?
*backs toward the door*
they've obviously lost their collective minds!
Your arrival here cast a pawl across the place.
paw'tever will I do?
Oh, my Dawg. She done shot my paw.