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    Quote Originally Posted by bettielee View Post
    Stop calling me hairy. I told you. It's a condition.
    I didn't think you'd know what hirsute meant.
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    What about her suit? I thInk it looks attractive.
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    Come on, Dan, Ferret. Git workin' on that there crossword puzzle that ferriner done put up for us. Don't make me cart y'all off to jail.
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    Nuh, uh. Not me. I shun crosswords like Haggis shuns soap & water.

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    I washed onest. Back in '43 as I recall.

    It was a dark and stormy day. Suddenly a shot rang out.

    Then I washed.

    But if you get one down or acrost, I'll back off the pressure.
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    I'm with Greg on this one.












    Seriously though, I've had a look at it and I'm trying okay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDaniel View Post
    I'm with Greg on this one.












    Seriously though, I've had a look at it and I'm trying okay.
    That's all I'm asking, pard.
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    You shun soap and water???
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    Quote Originally Posted by parumpdragon View Post
    You shun soap and water???
    In '43 I was easy.
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    You mean that nasty smell, it was you all this time.


    I thought it was that rotten barrel of lard in the cellar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Come on, Dan, Ferret. Git workin' on that there crossword puzzle that ferriner done put up for us. Don't make me cart y'all off to jail.
    I hate to admit this, but I tried that crossword. Not a good result. My stupid is showing.
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    Reg. You ain't stupid.

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    Yeah. I think Harry wrote teh dang crossword thingy in British or some other language.
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    That is a reasonable assumption.
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    I'm afraid I'm too stupid to "get" the clues. No. 1 Down doesn't make any sense to me at all (or didn't last night).

    I blame the beer.

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    Yep. The clues have got me stumped. Then again, I'm really not good at crossword puzzles to begin with.

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    I think Harry's trying to get back at us for the Revolutionary War.
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    I knew it!

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    Damn, Englishmen.
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    Isn't there something wrong that the Western Saloon lost in a Western themed crossword puzzle contest. Isn't there something you can do, Marshal?
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    There's reg! Get her!


    *ropes and hog-ties her*



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    I suppose I could arrest Harry.
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    Well, hell's bells. Ain't gonna be no arrestin' tonight. The western forum won the contest.

    Ms. reg, drinks are on me for the rest of the night.

    *slips reg cray's American Express, even though they haven't invented them yet*

    Keep 'em flowin'.

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