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Only mad dogs and Englishman are out at this time of day. Or something similar. Where's our resident Englishman? He should know.
 

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*shakes Marshal's paw*



*leaves snack on the bar*
 

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*spit*

Haggis, Boston loosed the Kraken again up in the Houndie's cafe. Could you go, you know, shoot him or something for me? That darned critter gets ink and tentacle slime all over everything in the bar.

*spit*
*sigh*

*limps over to the Horror Forum*

*comes back, picks up loaded pistol*

*relimps back to the Horror Forum*
 

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Um, I might need a hideout for a few days. Anyone know of a line shack or deep dark cave I can borrow for awhile?

*spit*
I'd suggest kidlit, Greg. I'm sure you'd fit in just....

Um. Wait.

There must be a better place than that.

Lemme think about it.
 

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Oh, kidlit!

Yeah. I could do that.

Maybe.

<*hock*spit*>

i could disguise mself as a clown.

Kids like clowns, right?

I mean, Boston likes clowns too. He'd never think of looking for me in kidlit.

<*spit*drool*wipe*hock>

Yeah, a clown. Now, what was the name of that clown in the novel IT. I really liked him...
 

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Oh, kidlit!

Yeah. I could do that.

Maybe.

<*hock*spit*>

i could disguise mself as a clown.

Kids like clowns, right?

I mean, Boston likes clowns too. He'd never think of looking for me in kidlit.

<*spit*drool*wipe*hock>

Yeah, a clown. Now, what was the name of that clown in the novel IT. I really liked him...
You mean Pennywise?

They all float down here, Georgie.

*spit*
 

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Only mad dogs and Englishman are out at this time of day. Or something similar. Where's our resident Englishman? He should know.

The song goes "mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun." Of course part of the reason for that is because it rarely gets that hot in England. Over here in yankeeland however, I avoid going out at midday as much as I can. :D
 

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So are you saying you're vampire?
 

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He's English, is there a difference?
 

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He's English, is there a difference?

Doesn't seem to be :)

Now hold on just a moment, will you. I do have to protest most strongly at this awful comparison! :)

I mean, apart from the bad teeth and the proclivity to live off the life blood of those countries we've colonized -- I think its entirely unfair. I shall now write a letter of protest to The Undead Times.

For shame! :)
 

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Now hold on just a moment, will you. I do have to protest most strongly at this awful comparison! :)

I mean, apart from the bad teeth and the proclivity to live off the life blood of those countries we've colonized -- I think its entirely unfair. I shall now write a letter of protest to The Undead Times.

For shame! :)

You mean we have two Englishmen here?!?!?

Haggis, have you checked their papers?
 

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You got dropped on your head when you were a kit, didn't you?
You're the one with father issues. I can't hel it if people keep shooting him.

You mean we have two Englishmen here?!?!?

Haggis, have you checked their papers?
I wouldn't touch those papers. Haggis' used them to potty train with.
 

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Ferret, there is an outhouse out back for crying out load!
 

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