The Bent Nail Saloon.
- Thread starter CDaniel
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I won't watch.
SRSLY.
I won't watch.
In fact, I jest might gouge my eyes out with a sharpened, rusty spoon.
SRSLY.
I won't watch.
In fact, I jest might gouge my eyes out with a sharpened, rusty spoon.
* hands the marshel a spoon to gouge out his eyes with*
*moves as far away from harry*
*spit*
*moves as far away from harry*
*spit*
Dan, you gave Haggis a spoon?!?!?! You know he's not supposed to play with sharp objects.
Oh great, now not only is he missing a paw, he wedged the spoon up his nose. Cray, Haggis needs your help with something.
Oh great, now not only is he missing a paw, he wedged the spoon up his nose. Cray, Haggis needs your help with something.
*bashes the spoon all the way in.*
*dusts off hands.*
there. can't even see it!
and yer welcome.
*spit*
*dusts off hands.*
there. can't even see it!
and yer welcome.
*spit*
*Starts shootin' a heart in the shape of a heart*
*Click*
Damn six shooters!
*Nips to the store for more bullets*
Dagnabbit! Charlton Hestons in the queue!
*Hopes no-one sees the whole hearted, half heart in the meantime*
'Scuse me sir, thought you was great in the apes, but Goddamn you gotta stop stroking that rifle -- I got me some love graffitti to shoot!
*Click*
Damn six shooters!
*Nips to the store for more bullets*
Dagnabbit! Charlton Hestons in the queue!
*Hopes no-one sees the whole hearted, half heart in the meantime*
'Scuse me sir, thought you was great in the apes, but Goddamn you gotta stop stroking that rifle -- I got me some love graffitti to shoot!
Well, Ma'am, I can do you some mistletoe if only they give me enough ammo for the bullets
*Raise eyebrows and looks ugly and hopeful*
*Raise eyebrows and looks ugly and hopeful*
Ma'am, I'll have ye know I once carved a nativity scene in snow with nothin' more'n a yellow scythe ...
*scratches beard*
But I'm a figuring that wouldn't be appropriate for these parts so howsabout I get me to work on whittling some holly and ivy instead?
*Starts a whittling his wood*
*scratches beard*
But I'm a figuring that wouldn't be appropriate for these parts so howsabout I get me to work on whittling some holly and ivy instead?
*Starts a whittling his wood*
Much obliged ma'am ... One gots to be careful when putting a sharp implement anywhere near a twig and a coupla berries.
*Looks at booze addled hands*
Perhaps drinks all round would be a helluva idea!
*Looks at booze addled hands*
Perhaps drinks all round would be a helluva idea!
Thems some good thinking. Philosophical drinking never got me merry -- 'cept for that one time in Greece.
*Tips hat and downs shot*
*Hopes no-one saw the whisky shivers*
*Tips hat and downs shot*
*Hopes no-one saw the whisky shivers*
Rightly will do
*Slips a little turps into the sarsaparilla*
Say, Ma'am, is it jus me and you in these parts? I'm always a getting my geography confused. You know, my parts and your parts, etcetera ...
*Hands matches to anyone who wants to set fire to his hat*
*Slips a little turps into the sarsaparilla*
Say, Ma'am, is it jus me and you in these parts? I'm always a getting my geography confused. You know, my parts and your parts, etcetera ...
*Hands matches to anyone who wants to set fire to his hat*